Not to mention the Hardest Working Man in Show Business!

We’d really waste less time if we simply required Kislyak to note all of the American politicians with whom he has met. All on one list, yo!

Sergey Kislyak, the most forgettable man in the world.

He ran for governor and lost last November and ran for office before that. This is different from the national election. Gianforte will always be from New Jersey.

I hate Annie Leibovitz and her ugly and boring brown filters. But will buy this VF - I’ll hunt down one with Carrie on the cover.

speak for yourself, hazel - i’m not used to it.

In 1914 the postmaster ruined the whole thing and ruled that nobody could send humans through the mail. So I guess you’ll just have to make room for babies on your flights!

“In 1914 the postmaster ruined the whole thing and ruled that nobody could send humans through the mail.”

Shhh....let’s see who Fedex’s their kid.

The majority of this article has been largely debunked for years now. http://www.snopes.com/photos/people/mailingchildren.asp

I am having a hard time grappling with the whole “innocent until proven guilty” due process of law thing while simultaneously thinking “holy fuck this motherfucker is Scott Peterson levels of guilty.” The second thought gives me so much more glee.

kyle schwarber is my favorite baseball player who looks like that guy who would leave a cup of dip spit on your freshman year desk.

Who beat the house elf? That dude had to be somebody big right? Nobody is beating Dobby in a footrace.

No doping commentary here, just wanted to offer that I got absolutely waxed by Ritzenhein in high school. I may be a year off, but I believe it was my senior year and he was a sophomore, so 1998. I was good, usually finished in the top 10% of a race or so, but never in the more elite category of sub-16 for 5k. So I…

Although all of this detail is new (and fucking sickening), everyone has known that Salazar is as shady as shit for a decade. Fuck NIKE, USADA, and USTF for keeping this shit-stain around.

Those cumply mccells are cared for by Medicaid which pays for roughly half of US births. The pro-lifers should have gone out the day Medicaid cuts in the AHCA were known.

This plan actually manages to screw over Clumpy McCells too. It cuts $200 million from the WIC program, which subsidizes healthy food for pregnant women, infants, and nursing mothers.

Alright, ardent “pro-lifers” where are your signs and your bullhorns? Where will you be marching up and down and shouting about precious babies that need protection?

I understand what you’re saying here, I do. It sucks. The world’s a not-so-nice place for some people. But I also think there are plenty of things “odd looking” folks can do to help themselves out. The top things being practicing good hygiene, exercising, maintaining a healthy diet, dressing well for their body type,…

I’m guessing these dummies will get a light slap on the wrist, whereas a kid on an athletic scholarship can get booted if he eats too much pasta...