If I were going to stop drinking because it might cause cancer, I’d have a nervous breakdown thinking about how everything else in the world is already giving me cancer.

Sigh.

That’s why I only drink organic wine.

They should book her for Fyre Festival 2018.

“True to her brand?” She’s fourteen. She’s supposed to be developing a personality, not a brand.

My daughter is 14 and she isn’t perfect by any means. She has never disrepected me the way this girl disrepected her mom. She wouldn’t disrepect her sister like that. Or her father. Or another adult.

This is all fucking TMZ’s fault. She’s all over their goddamned site all the fucking time. I’ve never watched the Dr. Phil clip or heard her voice and I hope I never do.

BURN EVERYTHING TO THE FUCKING GROUND.

I genuinely don’t get why people were so obsessed with this girl in the first place.

They spend time on this because Jim Bob Knuckledragger and his tax-free Church of the Deep Pockets promised them campaign money.

The median age of Ariana Grande fans has got to be somewhere in the vicinity of 17. Her fans are predominantly female. Just as it was the case that the Pulse attack was against the gay community, it cannot by overstated that this was an attack on young girls. Eight-year old little girl victims. That’s not by accident…

As a human being, I am heart broken. As a parent, I am shaken to the core. These poor kids. These parents. Ugh.

I hate to confess that this one hit me even harder than the other bombings because they were teenage girls, and I’m the mom of a 13 year old who I take to concerts. It really is one of those things where it was always someone else - that other country, that other state. Even though this in England, it feels like my…

Some children are still missing. This is so heartbreaking.

I don’t think they’re allowed to take responsibility for ham.

ISIS would take responsibility for a ham sandwich.

I’m with Grande on this one. No words, no gifs. This was a terrible tragedy.

They were children. Fucking children. I’m heartbroken.