my high school graduation speaker literally spoke about himself for 27 minutes (we timed it). he said “me” or “I” over 80 times. i now hate all men named “mitch” because of that fucker.

Hey, North Carolina GOP: if Clarence Thomas thinks you are racist motherfuckers, you are definitely, indubitably, 100 percent racist motherfuckers.

Say what? ...

Commencement speeches are almost always boring. I sat through a law school one my 1L year and every student who was chosen to speak was basically like “I’m very smart and amazing and I worked very hard” like okay? So did everybody? This is law school?

Honoring Cher. No Chad Michaels. S.M.G.D.H.

I’m only sad that the elephant that killed him died.

“MSN reports that Botha fired his rifle on the charging cows, but a fourth swept in and surprised him from the side.”

Who knew that blowing the initial money on models and yachts would get the FBI’s attention?

Ja Rule, the rapper and Mr. McFarland’s celebrity business partner, looked on the bright side. “The whole world knows Fyre’s name now,” he said. “This will pass, guys.”

don’t you mean “Lord of the Flyes”?

I hope that one of the charges filed against the organizers is charging $5k to see Blink-182 in the year 2017.

Shouldn’t that be FBY?

I genuinely feel bad for the musicians, vendors, carpenters, and other service providers who have been burned by these fuckers. Making your living is hard enough without having to chase fraudsters who take your time and labor and fail to pay, let alone getting your equipment stuck in customs for debts that are not…

This is the best Nicolas Cage photoshop I’ve ever seen.

Stars for anyone who makes a Sweet Valley High reference

Everyone tries to avoid Jonathan Cheban.

Taylor Swift is an underdog...

I do have to say that it does bother me that the standards for being on air network talent are apparently higher than being President of the United States. But that a problem with voters not network tv.

What a load of crap. The tape was years old by the time it leaked, right?

Yes, excuse me for not feeling bad knowing he went home and cried on his pile of money.