We had the chief justice of the state supreme court, who was also a professor, and very beloved by everyone. Not too long after our graduation, Notorious RBG visited and gave a talk. My ass was definitely there. It was amazing.

Lol. I thought he had the best stamina unlike Hillary that had none at all.

The media is reporting how even the Republicans are going to reject his budget plan since they don’t like what they see. He’s a complete failure.

And his staffers are excusing him waffling on the “radical Islam” magic words because Trump is, wait for it, “exhausted”. It is Day 2! Where is his stamina? Is he dying? It would be irresponsible not to speculate.

Lol this whole trip is a joke. Trump is such a hypocrite and bully. And like bullies he’s a coward. He bowed to the king and avoided the phrase radical Islam. I don’t *want* him to use that phrase but we heard for 8 years how obama was basically a terrorist himself for not using the phrase.

He’s fake tough. For someone who loves hurling insults at others, he has absolute meltdowns when anyone dares criticize him. I guarantee he’s never been in a real fight in his life and would cry for his mama if he ever got punched in the mouth.

And his flag pin!

And all the semiotics of that peace sign he’s flashing...

But Brezhnev eyebrows are on a flick.

But, but, but … can’t you see his magnificent hat! It plays so well to his law enforcement  sheriff vibe on camera.

Well, isn’t plagiarism actually one of the qualifications the Trump administration is looking for in candidates? From his wife Melania, to Monica Crowley, to... hell, I’m not even gonna bother citing all the examples. This should do:

There’s also the matter of all the fake medals and shit he wears. Then again:

“He wanted us to know that he was successful in law school and life because his wife knew her place was at home taking care of him and their kids.”

I wonder how many students just did not go to graduation at all, and what percentage of those were because of Pence.

...The faculty was petitioned not to involve 45, so they thought the VP would be acceptable?

This is precisely why I elected *not* to compete in the Rio Olympics.

Totino’s will forever taste sweetly melancholy.

The other thing worth noting is that most Olds (lookin’ at you, Boomers) have no clue whatsoever just how much inflation has changed the value of money since when they were young and earning it.

As an addendum to that, each discussion about minimum wage should begin with a summary of the original Fair Labor Standards Act, which outlined precisely that a minimum wage was established to allow workers to be able to afford the basic necessities of living off of a single income and not that minimum wage jobs are…

That’s such a good idea. Hearing that the minimum wage is $7.25 may not strike some people as totally unreasonable, until you try to imagine supporting a family on $15,000 per year.