The plain leathergoods are nice—especially the vintage stuff! It’s when they went for overprivileged teens that they really tanked the aesthetic. Those Cs on canvas are horrifyingly ugly.

And most people pulled over won’t have the time/resources to sue. They’re counting on this.

Also- please don’t sue us.

1400 stops with only 8 citations? Methinks someone was fishing for payoffs...

“We addressed an issue that was brought to our attention immediately. In the profession of law enforcement, issues will arise in every agency due to an essence of individuals being imperfect. One officer’s actions does not reflect the agency as a whole.”

...Photos most likely to be pinned to a serial killer’s wall along with maps, yellow curled newspaper cuttings and small mementos of previous victims.

Can you throw some bacon in there because... you know, bacon.

She literally rode a giant cock onstage during the “Bangerz” tour.

Someone perfectly described Richardson’s style over the weekend as “every photo he takes looks like someone’s last known photograph.”

Note: I looked up “reverse Oreo” and got a lot of pictures of black and white people standing together. It was SFW but then I thought about it and decided to stop while I was ahead.

COCAINE OREO

Miley: Hip hop is degrading and terrible to women.

ugh she recently did a profile in elle magazine and was complaining about other celebrities “being fake” and putting on false personas for the sake of getting attention. like excuse me while I go catch my eyes from them rolling out of my head

Did you know that Jason Statham was a professional diver? That’s one of my favourite celeb trivia facts.

exactly.

The only issue I take with Miley, is that when she is not with Liam, she is taking her drug/sex positive persona to the highest degree (pun intended), then when she gets back together with Liam (which I prefer) she starts dressing like a well groomed lady, but then she starts turning her nose up at people (which I…

Nothing says “years of wedded bliss” like referencing a story that ends with “and then they both died.”

Totally misread as Carole King. Wasn’t even that confused due to a stunning lack of caffeine.

Agreed. All these bullshit flavors are a waste of whatever the hell they make oreos out of.

In the interview published Wednesday, Cyrus said sexually explicit lyrics “pushed me out of the hip-hop scene a little.”