Aren’t water and sewage the first two things you need to have if you want to have a large group of people in one place?

It’s kind of remarkable he even made it as far as he did. I can’t believe he was able to entertain serious discussions with anyone without a reputable production company on board. Were people just afraid to tell Ja Rule and this guy no?

I guaran-fucking-tee some assholes still got rich off this because we live in hell now and everything is terrible.

I know, right? I haven’t relished in chaos like this in ages. Schadenfreude
 is fun, I guess

United airlines to handle transportation. The Night Wolves on security.

I honestly can’t decide who deserves my scorn more - the asshole that thought he could throw together an event this size with zero experience or the assholes that spent their rent money on tickets after watching a single hype video, ignored all the red flags over the weeks leading up the event, and then went to get…

If I had set out to write an allegorical satire of the Trump Administration, I never could have come up with something as funny as the Fyre Festival.

UPDATE: Jared Kushner has just been named Unofficial Secretary of Bitchin’ Music Festivals and will be partnering with McFarland to make next year’s Fyre the hugest and most tremendous festival ever, much bigger than Coachella. It’ll put the Spling in your Magnises. From Wiki:

Yep. That’s problem of organizing an event in a place you are unfamiliar with. BEACHES, RAPPERS AND TITS is a fantastic sales pitch, mind you. But the whole infrastructure issue can be a surprise for people who blindly accept their reality is everyone else’s too. Entitlement. I say it all the time, but this is an…

Sure, there will. The headliner will be Kevin Federline, performing all the hits off his long-awaited second album.

Unless you’re Billy Crystal, you don’t need to be calling yourself Billy once you’re an adult.

Own that s__t, Billy.

What do you think, Lying Cat?

I can’t believe this guy thinks he’s going to have a next year. There isn’t going to be a next year.

I don’t understand the situation. These people supposedly paid thousands of dollars for a concert fronted by Ja-Rule? In 2017??? Was Ja-Rule much bigger than I remember? Is ‘Thug Lovin’ a beloved classic? Am I out of touch?

What is a 25 year old doing running a major event like this? I see this all the time when a company brings in some young overconfident kid who talks a big game, who went to a nice school, has the right connections and knows how to speak hipster. Almost every time they screw up so critically someone with experience has…

“there wasn’t any water or sewage.”

“We were a little naive”

This is all great advice.

Thank you for this! One thing I wanted to add is that while you won’t be protected from all risk of postpartum diastasis recti occurring, one thing that can help prevent this is to make sure you take postpartum convalescence seriously.