We always had them on Christmas Eve on the mini rye or pumpernickel bread slices. German ancestry to the roots of the family tree.

I love them and cannot imagine eating them before bed.

I love pickled herring but before bed? Nope.

My favorite are those stupid sugary Freeze Pops. Love them. Since my son doesn’t tolerate apple juice, we buy the completely artificial ones. I swear even the water is fake. But they are perfect. All the goofy flavors and colors.

I need a chart for 75% of all the item in dirt bag. That percentage goes up to 95% when the Real Housewives and its progeny are involved.

I coach my daughter’s softball team - 8 and 9 yo girls are tough as fuck. Girls were hit in the face - kept playing. Twisted ankle - kept playing. Bloodied face - kept playing while crying and made a few outs.

My 9 yo daughter loves reruns of her shows and her music, I was kind of meh until her response here. Very impressive.

And comes in family gallon sized jugs.

The sample size Coopertone Sport is magic. I do a lot of biking in the summer and it fits in my jersey pocket, doesn’t run in your eyes, and protects great.

What the hell? Fees and dues?

Court was a conservative pain in the ass back then, too. She did nothing to advance the rights or standing of the women’s tour. It was basically - I got mine so the system is fine because it works for meeeeee.

I knew we were meant to be! I’m oddly competitive about certain games and have lived in Massachusetts and am a Red Sox fan. Soul.mates.

That’s the face and hand gesture I make when I can’t follow a meeting and want to look “engaged” but I’m really thinking about my lunch or whether I need to pick up more wine on the way home.

This is a key element. Plus the proximity to the mini golf course. Context was a huge part of the issue here and that was completely left out of the article.

The eyes say impaired as fuck.

Benedryl knocks me on my ass. I cannot function after taking it.

Either way, I’m walking out of the office on Tuesday and finding the closest bar.

That game applies to so many professions.

Thank you. We are a little stunned. Actually, a lot stunned. Through a weird series of events, we were able to buy a waaay nicer house than we expected. It’s going to be a huge adjustment for us and our family.

Wine and wine and wine. A coworker promised me a barrel of bourbon if i brought a deal home. I find out on Tuesday so I’m working on contract and drinking cheap rose from a can.