I used Stitch Fix to build my conservative corporate wardrobe. A lot of pieces were misses but the hits were home runs.

We bought a new house too! I hope yours makes you happy!

My peas and wildflowers are growing and my precious penonies are going to bloom soon.

Yay!! We closed on our new house yesterday.

I will have to try this! We end up buying a paper every few weeks in summer for the chimney starter but have a ton of that stupid paper.

Can she open my jars? I have crap grip strength and early arthritis in my thumbs and forefingers.

Ahead of you on that one. They know me at several local liquor stores.

She’s basically Cartman doing his Jerry Springer bad kid schtick.

I’m getting the prequel right now. Not a fan.

I was trying to explain this to my daughter (9) this morning. She loves Ariana Grande - both her old Disney shows and her music now. She couldn’t understand why someone wanted to hurt kids at a concert. Hell, even the rude sports morning show guy was upset and wasn’t rude - just upset. 

Exactly. They should all be SHORT.

That’s awesome. I’m seriously jealous about the RBG talk.

Wow on the primary stuff. What an asshole.

And what the hell is with the cowboy? HE IS THE SHERIFF OF MILWAUKEE NOT DEADWOOD.

WTF!?

I don’t remember my college commencement speaker - it was some alum (small school). But my law school sticks in my craw (as my grandma would say) because I paid for that shit. My sister graduated from a big time university and her commencement speaker was famous and gave a decent speech (not the department one) but I…

No, but I bet that asshole voted for Trump.

My law school commencement speaker was a complete asshole - he literally lectured us and our families for 90 mins or so about the world criminal court. The student speaker wasn’t much better. He wanted us to know that he was successful in law school and life because his wife knew her place was at home taking care of…

I read it to my son several years ago and he loved it. We talk about it every so often. Going to read to my daughter soon. I loved it as a kid - it was a favorite of mine along with the Westing Game.

I knew I had reached a speci level with f not giving a fuck when I wore overalls to work during my first pregnancy.