The title should be clearer - this is all about babies not kids. How do I save $ for my kids? For instance SHOES. My 12 yo son wears a size 10 shoe today. In six weeks, it will be an 11. Those shoes and boots aren’t cheap. My 8 yo daughter wears a size 7 shoe and has grown five inches in the last 12 months.

Sorry for your child’s medical issues. I hope he gets better soon.

I live in MN and I’m such a chickenshit about sand that I don’t start riding on the streets until they clean the winter sand/salt up in spring.

Can MN come? Our Senators are super cool. We have tater tots and beer and the Boundary Waters.

His offensive line (the dudes who protect him) has been beefed up since last season so it’s not the weakness it was last year. Schedule weakness is a legit complaint but requires knowledge of other teams.

Nah, he’s considering a role as an advisor to Trump on domestic violence issues. He’s got experience!

Beer.

My kids are picky eaters and I don’t push it too much because that’s their own thing. I’m the one with food intolerances- dairy and I are mortal enemies so I make myself nachos with soy cheese. No one else deserves that.

Since I’m from New England, I’m not allowed around non-family members when the Patriots are in the Super Bowl. I trash talk my own kids. It’s not pretty.

If the people at the party are Falcons fans, call Tom Brady a fancy dog (Deadspin has a whole thing - it’s hilarious even if you hate sports) and mock him for wearing Uggs. Also, their former tight end is serving life for murder and is going on trial for another killing soon.

Given the sheer number of charges against this shitstain, the length of the jury’s deliberations may be considered a plus. It shows they considered each and every charge carefully.

Nope. I read through the linked article. I just got one about a month ago and it’s my precious.

I have to work to afford my vices.

Sounds like my kind of night

I’m tempted to go with the universally applicable “fuck this shit”. But for the planned parenthood rally, I want to use one I saw the other day: Keep your tiny hands off my rights.

I’ve seen a number of signs at rallies and marches with a variation “guess we’re doing this again” or people using reusable white board material.

I went to a protest against the travel ban today and this was a HUGE theme of the speakers.

One of the other judges on the list was a professor of mine in law school about 20 years ago. I think I called her an idiot in my student evaluation of the course.

Minivans are birth control you drive.

He could die!!!!