The mild buzz is the way to go. Not so bad you cause a scene or can’t function but chill enough you don’t care that your mom is judging how your cupboards are arranged or what your kids are wearing.

Breakfast: Buttermilk pancakes and thick cut bacon with mimosas for the adults

I have kids so I went through the stages where they were learning to speak and used words wrong (and still do) but that was some next level horrible. And does he know more two or three damn adjectives?

I tried reading the NYT transcript of their meeting. I couldn’t. The grammar and language was so awful. It was like a YouTube comments section. Can I sue for the migraine I got?

I heard that but wasn’t sure when it started.

My current employer has nursing rooms in every location. My former employer had multiple ones in each building. It’s not that hard.

Nice. This made me laugh. Really. We got an HD flat screen tv a few years ago. We just don’t spend a lot of money for fancy tv’s and related electronics.

Morse code and those free AOL cd-roms.

I could except our DVD player isn’t working.

I couldn’t tell back then because we didn’t have an HD tv. We still had an old tube giant box TV.

It’s payback for renting Zootopia right before it was on Netflix.

Nice tip, I’ll check it out. I remember when Starz was on Netflix. There were a lot of good movies.

Word. I don’t wear makeup (allergic to so much of it and I don’t how to apply it), but after the election I wore my new velveteen/velour leggings for days. They were so pleasing to touch and made me feel better. Sometimes you just need that little oomph to get through the slog of a day.

Thanks for saving me a couple of bucks! I was going to rent Civil War for my son and I to watch over Thanksgiving but now I’ll wait to Christmas to watch for free!!!! 

Agreed. Right, it’s only my husband and kids. My mom come on Thursday (bad weather today and tomorrow) if not? More wine and turkey for meeeee!

It was so disappointing when they move io9 over there.

This is awesome. My state is on there and we have gorgeous parks. A walk in the woods with some snow on the ground sounds like a great idea.

BRB, going to snuggle my 8 yo who’s curled up with Olaf and piglet.

Raisins are the devil’s poop. Except for oatmeal raisin cookies.

I’m so relieved that my only guest is of the same political persuasion as me. We will just continue to argue about whether to put apples in the stuffing.