Now I’m old and have kids and act like a responsible adult at the holidays.

I’ve cooked Thanksgiving every year since 1995. I have a lot of stories.

One year I started a small fire. I was warming rolls in a gas oven in a paper bag because that’s how my mom did it. Except she had an electric oven. Anyhow, the paper bag was on fire so my cousin dumped wine on it to put it out. The flames blazed up and caught my shitty “curtains” on fire - they were just gauzy fabric…

I thought I had a crummy day (sinus headache and whiny kids), but holy crap that had to suck. Good luck and I hope you have a relaxing evening.

Yeah, like anyone making less than six figures is going to have their taxes cut.

Exactly. Manufacturing jobs are going to ROBOTS.

I’ve had it worrying about the manbaby feelings of mediocre white men (hi brother in law).

YES. And as if Trump gave two ever loving shits about average Americans. This was all about racism and sexism and homophobia. That’s borne out by his cabinet and adivisors.

HELL YES. If I read more think piece about the plight of the middle class white man, I will kill someone. Those lazy ass motherfuckers only had their precious manufacturing jobs because they excluded minorities and women in the forties, fifties, and sixties.

I would totally buy Secret if it didn’t give a horrendous pit rash.

She should actually be arrested as she abandoned her child in every way possible.

The state courts here in MN are pretty liberal. Plus, what mommy dearest does not mention - MN doesn’t have formal child empacipation (per an article I read). The child doesn’t live near this witch and the mother hasn’t made any attempts to provide financial support. She abandoned her kid.

I actually had this thought today - will he accidently pocket veto laws because no one knows when or how to sign bills?

I’m so glad to be done with babies. My coworkers are having babies now and I don’t miss it one bit. My husband? Plays with all the babies at soccer games and schools events. Nope. Older kids are so much more fun.

My two are four years apart - older boy and younger girl. They actually do get along pretty well. Way better than I did with my siblings.

Someone went through my local grocery store and turned all those magazines around so only the back cover was visible.

I’ve been so depressed since the election that I haven’t been drinking plus my kids have been egregiously ill. But tonight? Two and half glasses of so-so Chardonnay have leveled me.

I developed severe lactose intolerance later in life and agree about the cheese. It’s the hardest thing thing to give up. The Daiya shredded cheddar is acceptable when melted only - I used it in homemade hamburger helper and ate my body weight because it was so good.

I know. He’s so ignorant.

I know. But, those aren’t really ingredients.