Here’s a one ingredient side dish - after you take out the turkey, throw a pan of green beans tossed with salt and olive oil in there. Take out and put in bowl once everything else is ready.

He needs to start with I’m Just A Bill. And my kid’s 7th grade social studies covered all this in the first two weeks of school!

We had been planning to sell in the spring and buy a larger, more expensive house. We are still planning on selling but have left open the option of staying. Plus, we are going to buy a smaller, less expensive house than we had planned on buying.

My husband expressed concern about how little I’ve been eating today. I just can’t. I have almost no appetite. I’m not even drinking wine or coffee! But, I’ve been pooping! Thanks lactose intolerance! I snuck some of the kids’ Halloween candy and have been paying for it.

I haven’t been to work since Tuesday - Wednesday was unplanned (election and sick kids) and the rest was planned. I’ve been hugging and kissing and cuddling my kids a lot and being super lenient about screen time. It’s basically like a post- finals trip home at my house. And since I got a clown car’s worth of…

True, but Trump seems even lazier and he’s a lot older.

Trumpkins is lazy. He doesn’t actually work. If he actually worked like a real CEO, he wouldn’t have time to be on reality TV, judge beauty pageants, sexual assault women, and run for president. When he tried running a real business, they failed in spectacular fashion. I doubt he’s going to last two full years once he…

God I hope so. But I also want her to crush him and blow him out of the airlock.

She’s an amazing kid. I look at her and wonder how I got so lucky to have a kid like her.

I wished my son good luck on his social studies test this morning and his sister chimed in “bigly luck”. I almost peed a little from laughing so hard.

That makes slightly more sense. I really hope she kicks the expired self-tanner out of him so this doesn’t drag on like Bush v Gore.

YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES

That suit should get tossed as it’s pretty baseless. It is standard protocol there to keep the polls open so people all ready in line can vote (per CNN).

I don’t want a buddy president or someone who’s an “outsider”, I want an accomplished dedicated intelligent president who gets shit done and grabs that little shitheel Ryan by the ear to reign in his stupid party.

My 8 yo daughter is terribly excited, too. We are going after school today.

My son was four when Obama was elected so he couldn’t stay up all night to watch the returns. We explained the red and blue teams and that we were on the blue team. The next morning I got to tell him the blue team won and he was so excited.

Yes! My parents always took us and made a point of talking about politics, watching the news, etc.

I’m going in the late afternoon so I can take my daughter. She’s 8 and so excited about HRC. My kids were asking all kinds of polling and data and electoral college questions at dinner. Totally keeping them home for the swearing in.

Very nice.

I haven’t decided yet. Considering making a pitcher of Manhattans and hoping for the best.