A friend posted on FB - Hannity outs phone on “do not disturb”.

Within the last 12 hrs?

Isn’t that rule #1 of the GOP playbook? Right after - white dudes rule!

I want to use this in a meeting.

I was thinking “talking to a toddler having tantrum” but yours is excellent, too.

We let our kids stay up I watch. They laughed their little asses off at that comment. Then I explained that’s how mommy looks at work. They felt bad for the men I work with.

Sweet fancy Moses! Yes. I saw that and died. I’m going to the mall tomorrow to get a blood red pantsuit and FLATS.

I have leftovers, cramps, and red wine. I have no fucks to give.

I worked at Pier 1 for about a year between graduating law school and getting my first “real” job. I was depressed when I was there, but when I look back I have to admit that it was a good job and I liked it. When I was there, there was a stock purchase plan and health insurance (this was the late 90's). I was…

Back away from the Bierkenstocks and Tevas. When I was pregnant and retaining more water than the Hoover Dam, Bierks saved me. As for Tevas, they are quite practical for gardening, kayaking/rafting, and similar activities where flips flops are dangerous.  

TP in the gym. TP in the gym.

I started watching when it was Mighty Big TV. Pammie’s recaps of that show about the making of the girl pop group had me crying with laughter. So good.

TWoP used to hate-recap that show and they railed about how Mary was shunned for being a damn responsible mature self-reliant adult. Mary has escaped the Camden cult. Plus, what family (of milk drinkers) owith more than one person buys HALF GALLONS of milk? That’s a serving for most teenagers.

Their kids’ clothes are terrific. They have really generous sizing (unlike old navy) and the clothes are cute and fun and well made. My giant 8 yo daughter (she’s about 4'10" and wears a size 6 1/2 shoe) can still get cute dresses and skorts there. And their winter coats are the BEST. We live in Minnesota so coats…

Give them a toss away email address. The coupons come fast and furious.

Yep, similar group.

There’s a sect of Catholocism, Society of Pius X, that rejects everything from the Vatican II council. They still have mass in Latin, women wear skirts and cover their heads, etc. One of their schools forfeited a basketball game because the ref was a woman and they couldn’t have their boys listening to the commands…

That doesn’t surprise me in the least. There are two large banks here plus Target has been hiring IT security folks after their hack.

I didn’t get into an Ivy but a really great private liberal arts college and got a scholarship. I wrote a funny, personal essay about something I tried and failed at. The admissions staff loved it. Years after I graduated, I ran into someone from the admissions office who remembered my essay. It wasn’t the deciding…

Yeah, the Minneapolis police have a handful of cops who’ve cost the city hundreds of thousands of dollars in settlements.