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Man, for $100M I’ll take his place and suffer the beating.

To be perfectly blunt, a 980 is a nothing rating. You can take someone who doesn’t know the rules of the game and turn them into a 980 in probably a week. Some people will be stronger than 980 imediately after learning the rules. This isn’t meant to be insulting to the kid, who I’m sure isn’t seeing top-notch…

Why does Steph want to give Lebron the Run-A-Round? It seems like a sure fire way to speed things up, but all it does is slow him down.

Unrelated question, since the finals aren’t actually that interesting after a 7-week layoff: why is Kareem (12 championships on 3 different levels, all time leading scorer) not in the GOAT conversation?

Say what you will, but Jeb has repeatedly refused to lick either the shoes or asses of famous New Yorkers.

The Celtics should really be concerned that they just blew home court adv... Just kidding, lol and whatnot. They could play all 4 games in Boston and it wouldn’t matter. The NBA is a better place when Boston teams are getting wrecked.

Can pie throwing be considered a protected form of speech?

C’mon, Tim. I thought covering the end of Roman reigns was Patrick Wyman’s beat.

Swedes (Nords in general) are neat and orderly, attractive, and know how to pack shit. Gypsies are art personified. Hell, they’re excess personified. In short, I don’t like you and your opinion is dumb.

Glorious analogy

The MMA equivalent of deciding to not campaign in MI or WI.

Exhibit A

I dunno Ham, if you followed the same standard you would’ve run out of stuff to write about 10 years ago.

A city that is home to the Chicago-style hot dog does not need “new restaurants.”

Your tears are delicious

I think he’s just upset that there’s a Matthew in Florida who blows worse than he does.

this is a good comment and very true

600 people asking to work and be paid in the summer when the need is probably a tiny fraction of that actually does seem like a lot to ask to me.