For food dumbasses out there: Cumin is the spice in Chipotle’s food that makes it taste and smell so uniquely Chipotle. Oddly enough, chipotle is not that seasoning.

WHY IN GOD’S NAME DO YOU LIVE IN NEW YORK

There are most likely rules in the NBPA against players taking management roles. I know there are rules against an owner being a player (remember when Jordan was going to come back for a game against the Heat?) and I suspect they extend to GMs as well. I would also imagine there are provisions against outside…

Why would relocation fees be paid to players? They’re not revenue. They’re fees the league levies on a franchise when it moves to a more profitable market.

I giggled at “nimble princes,” glanced at the byline to see who wrote that awesome phrase, wondered aloud if Rom Romberts was a pen-name, then scrolled down to the bio at the end of the piece and discovered that Deadspin is actually able to read my meme-rotted mind.

The argument isn’t with the $35,000 (although a living wage is probably closer to $30K than it is to $35K). It’s with the fact that the union wants year-round dining hall work to be made available, even in the summers. Living wage is reasonable, but you can’t ask the university to employ people beyond their need for…

In what world is $35,000 the minimum living wage? Shit, the earned income tax credit is $37K for a joint household with children. I’m all for paying workers a living wage, but that number is a lot closer to $30K than it is to $35K.