Whatever, he’ll get a new job in 5 minutes.

Yes, and you’ve seen even more DRUNKS and PILL POPPERS. Stop being a shill for the liquor and pharmaceutical industries and get yourself to a meeting, you filthy alcoholic.

No one has ever smoked a joint and then gone home to beat his wife. But as for you drunks . . .

There is no joy in R’lyeh,
Cthulhu, mighty Cthulhu has returned.

All I want is to be there when something monumental happens to mankind. It’s all I ask. ALIENS! COME KILL US AND GIVE MY LIFE MEANING!

That’s horrifically poetic. It’s like the jerk in the video above: hating bikes because they’re more free than he’s probably ever been.

Domestic Terrorists: They Hate Us For Our Freedom

Our political overlords: just like us!

Yeah, next you’ll have us believing this country could elect a Black probable-atheist from Chicago whose middle name is Hussein and never played ball, acted in movies, or sang professionally and whose only jobs have been “community organizer” and ConLaw professor.

Don’t forget: Leitch also has shitty taste in movies.

Big problem with Shallow Grave: why did they have to hide the body? Makes no sense. Just take the money. Hiding the body was done so there could be a movie. It’s bad writing.

Shouldn’t that Caption be for the Notre Dame game?

the best part is how those gladiators are trained:

entire towns gleefully watching teenagers smash into each other. Child Abuse glorified as Friday Night Lights.

Better still to act like the bigger person and simply ignore it and burn her house down.

Awww, widdle scaredy cat got his fee-fees hurt by someone on the internet! poor baby! maybe your mommy can make you some warm milk. if you’re too scared to post your home address, li’l fella, you can always post your mama’s number and i’ll call her and she can apologize for you.

Sure, take advice about the NFL from Jim Mora and his 32-34 pro record.

Please do next:

1. Richard Stark (not that lame Don Westlake)
2. The brutally real Jim Thompson

Which sport will replace football? I’m guessing lacrosse.
1. Outdoors.
2. Team sport.
3. Violent, but fewer brain injuries.
4. Fast, maybe too fast.
5. Played mostly by wealthy schools, as football was when it started.
6. Played by hyped-up douchenozzles.

If it’s unsatisfying, overrated, incoherently plotted with weak character development, yet still gets attention and money, then it’s definitely been directed by Shelton “Spike” Lee.

Friend, you need to chill out with your hyper-aggression. When you go Columbine, people are going to see these posts of yours and be like “yes, he was an unstable loon who needed mental health treatment. What a disgusting loser, if only he committed suicide before the pointless temper tantrum with guns and not after…

You want to fight a stranger because I’ve called you out on your blatantly obvious racism? What a model of calm and sangfroid you are.

Do tell us more about your “game” and your fashion sense. LOL. Life might be better for you if you took your own advice and stopped being an asshole.