Lady Pole Vaulters. And that’s how a new fetish is born.

Oh, the things you have to do to get a Tap from Keys nowadays . . .

Let you know what, sweetie pie?

The best part of ditching cable is knowing that no more of my money is going to ESPN. Once they were cool, but they’ve all lived long enough to become the villains in their own stories.

Oh my God it’s been on for eighteen minutes and my mind is bleeding. ALL THE STUPID!

When is Kanye going to do an album about his pretending to be straight?

Great post. Cogent, unflinching, and persuasive.

Please post the rumor, someone.

You mean, the real timeline. Thanks, McFly.

Yes, the kind of very good bros who are gay for each other.

These guys are gay. This is domestic violence.

Are you a carrie? I knew it! Oh, honey, you are SUCH a Carrie!

I knew you were on the right side! Good girl!

what????? look back; i dropped some science on you DAYS ago, ya never disputed it, therefore you agree that the girl in the article was dumb, but not raped.

then you just hung around cause you like being slapped. kinky, sweetheart. kinky!

awww, fedora pie snookums keeps calling me da names and my fee-fees keep getting hurtser and hurtser. so go back to sucking hilary clinton’s cock, ya sweet, sensitive social-justice warrior-lady!

yawn. you’re boring now, just a punching bag.

thanks, cutie pie, but i do! see the above. think about it for a minute. you’ll get it. maybe later, in the shower, or while driving.

let’s not get off track. the whole point: the short answer to this article’s title is clearly NO.

Which is, of course, deliciously ironic.

What r u talkin about? I haven’t written hundreds, thousands of Jez comments. Check your facts, dum-dum, fuck off yerself.

Did you not understand the question, sweetie pie? Number of fedoras owned by you. Go.