Pretty interested in penises, aren’t you, fella? Come out of the closet whenever you like, nobody in your life will be surprised. You’ll be less of a li’l rageboy once you just admit what you are.

Shouldn’t you be over on 4chan, robot?

So nice and dry on your moral high ground, isn’t it, little boy? very nice of you to remind everyone that those brown people with the funny names are bad mean baddies don’t forget! don’t worry, li’l fella, you might outgrow your racism. someday.

Kidney stones

Overrated film with several serious problems:

Awww . . . widdle christer with his fee-fees all hurt! Where’s all that LOVE and FORGIVENESS, sweet li’l jesus freak? now, be a good boy and turn the other cheek.

Don’t worry, Grampa, they don’t even THINK about you.

Why are all sports “journalists”/broadcasters/opinionators such insufferable wet farts? They all compete for who can be the biggest Jock Sniffer, and Bill Simmons sniffs so much jock, he’s earned his own cup.

Fuck the cost, I want to see some KICK-ASS MILITARY HARDWARE! F-15s, F-16s, F-18s, A-10s, B-1s, B-2s, B-52s, F-22s, F-35s, MV-22s, AH-64s, MH-60s, don’t care which, it’s our right as Americans to see these BEAUTIFUL bringers of DEATH AND DESTRUCTION fly over our stadiums dedicated to Noble Sportsmanship and Fair Play.…

You’re mistaking Conformity for Confidence.

ROOT FOR THE GERMANS

—Deadspin, 1939 A.D.

Because socializing is FRIGHTENING for these kids. Not everyone can handle individualism. They need to know that what they’re doing is OK, and the easiest way to do that is to go along with a group doing the EXACT same thing. Hence, the huge reliance on alcohol in Greek life (if the parties were dry, would anyone go?…

Pics or it didn’t happen.

LOL. Guess that “Free Agent 2017” and “I need to ensure my son’s future” talk yesterday was a little premature . . .

If you’re doubting whether it’s “worth it” with all your helpful Westlaw citations, you’ve probably (a) never smoked weed and (b) really, really need to get high right now.

If you’re scared of going to jail for passing a trusted family member a joint, you are already WAY TOO PARANOID to be smoking weed. Grow some balls, Chuckles.

If your sister asked for a beer, you wouldn’t give it to her? What kind of cunt are you?

Weed is for sharing, bro. Stop being a douche. YOUR ATTITUDE is what’s wrong with the future generation.

Don’t forget: no OJ, no Khloe. OJ’s her real father.

You know the Kartrashians are high-dollar prostitutes, right? Literally prostitutes, selling themselves to Arab businessmen and anyone else who can pay the six-figure (and up) price. That’s how Kim got to know Brittany Gastineau all those years ago They also beard for closeted men (Kanye, Lamar Odom), but the real…

What did you expect? Georgia’s state flag IS the ACTUAL CONFEDERATE FLAG, not just “the battle flag.”