Yes, because only THE WORST people snitch on family members.

No, he did not.

No, he did not.

If this happened because a “student”-athlete snitched, at any time like it says above, then I hope this punk gets what’s coming to all snitches. People helped him out and he betrayed them. Disgusting.

Does anyone else turn the volume off the tv and put on music rather than listen to these idiot commentators prattle?

“Chucky” Gruden (who won a SB with Tony Dungy’s team) and the rest are dumber than shit but what’s worse: THEY NEVER SHUT UP! How about broadcast options that provide field noise, crowd noise,…

Stupid punk. Cromartie only has 9 kids. With 8 different women.

#learntocount

Quaid . . . start the reactor!

Not even the worst play in Jets history.

College ball is so cute with its “running game” and “handoffs.” So quaint. Shame Mr. Fournette won’t be able to make a living doing that at the next level.

I wonder how much penis Lance Berkman has crammed into that dumb mouth of his? Like most homophobes, he’s probably gobbling a transexual prostitute while you read this . . .

A beautiful, all-american, girl-next-door discovered murdered, wrapped in plastic.

A dashing yet nerdy F.B.I. agent who talks into his voicerecorder and loves both classic Americana and the spirituality of the Far East.

Weird lighting effects.

Cool dreamy-jazz soundtrack with lots of menace.

Legitimately freaky dream…

Even better: marijuana will be legal and widely available. Watching sports on grass —all sports—is incredible!

U mad, bro?

TL; DR: “I don’t know, do your own research. Maybe, maybe not.”

Thanks for another useful column. Next time, maybe you could just link to the Google search directly and not waste 1,000 words failing to answer the question.

Boxing used to be big, too. Champions were household names. That ended, and football’s going to end for similar reasons.

One big reason is the talent pool is going to dry up. Insuring children’s football is going to get extremely expensive. High school football will eventually break when it’s ruled child abuse—a whole…

How long until football is replaced by lacrosse? 20 years.

Yes, but there’s a Manga series in her attic that looks more hideous every year.

The only saving grace to that speech, which is mostly sesquipedalian flapdoodle, is admitting the insanity of “elite” lawyers’ lives:

Real hot take, Burneko. Maybe this is why Nick Denton sees his staffers as not ready for prime time. I’m sorry the crazy Republicans made you pee your panties, but if you’ve been paying attention, this is nothing new for the GOP, and none of these clowns will be elected. Now, get back in the kitchen and make me a…

Yeah, why would a professional fighter want to use cannabis, the world’s best and safest all-natural painkiller? Pop some pills until you’re addicted or your liver gives out.

But don’t you dare set a plant on fire and inhale. It’s against the rules, the totally fair and intellectually-unassailable rules.