Grass FTW—it’s fun, accessible, and everywhere, just like Cannabis shall be soon!

Yes, those legal drugs like tobacco, alcohol, and pills are so much better for you!

83% of adults drink coffee each and every day. Face it: everyone you know plays with their brain chemistry in some way. Please don’t concern-troll over it.

Pot is illegal because making it illegal was a handy way to keep down mexicans and other brown people in the early 20th century.

When a Reefer-Head goes Berserk and…

And yet Nassau County looks down at New Jersey. Ironic.

Marijuana being laced with more dangerous drugs is a foolish urban myth.

Drugs cost money. Nobody is giving you marijuana laced with crack ("smokin' it wooly") or marijuana laced with PCP ("love boat") unless you paid for that stuff.

All respect to the Beatles as Greatest Band Ever but—ironically—they are the rare Great Band that nobody ever says, "Man, you should have heard them live!"

(And their early work live was mostly McCartney's Little Richard impression.)

it's his Princeton class ring. he wears it always.

Like Sauron.

Need some more room on the front row; how does the NFL not account for all those Big Shoulders?

Still, fun to see all these multi-millionaires having to squeeze together. No homo, bros!

Don't think you're the only one. People may look cool and collected but many (most?) of them are struggling with depression and anxiety (and worse!) just like you.

Remember, for most of human existence, only the rare human lived long enough to have gray hair. If you're over thirty, your brain has long-exceeded its…

I've been feeling similar effects. I used to have a friend who would ship me a variety sampler from their Medical state. I think being able to switch up strains keeps the body's tolerance higher . . . ah, all the splendors that await us in two to five years' time. . .

Are you buying an ounce per month?

250/oz is near the market value for legal weed. Is the stuff you're getting any good?

Don't you ever wonder what it's going to be like to die? To know that these are the last hours/minutes/seconds that you've got left for life? Our species is obsessed because it is one of the few human universals.

Ugh. Don't give James Cameron any more ideas about how to replace practical effects with computer generated ones.

The water here doesn't look realistic. Not even close.

Also, there were over a thousand people on deck. Where's the ambient noise of human screams?

higher than street value. 50 to 100 for a dime.

Carlsberg is a delicious, easy-drinking beer that tastes great.

Will Gordon is a hack writer and cuckold.

In DC you can usually buy off of the homeless but you will pay White Man Price ($50 for a dime).

Four Day Workweek.

The time has come. 4 Day Workweek, 3 Day Weekends. Every week of the year.

"If work is so uplifting, why do some many of the rich sit idle?"
—Mahatma Ghandi

Not bad as a marketing ploy, hits the football demo with all that GRIT and tinny SCHMALTZ that NFLers eat up (drink up?) He just wants to play ball! And have a hetero-normative family image!

But all it really says is that the team that knows him best (his own) thinks he's not worth 8 million for next season. Ruh-roh.

Had Charlie Murphy only known this . . .

Game. Blouses.