The correct answer is James Douglas Morrison except he NEVER DIED.

I'm doubting how sober James Dolan is anymore. People in the Program don't throw around words like that, or try to grandstand on their alleged sobriety.

Jimmy Dolan, please get to a meeting or call your sponsor.

Grim Fandango is the greatest game of all time. The best written, the best soundtrack, and the best story.

It's an elegant game written for adults by adults. This news has made my day!

The call was Wrong and the "Item 1" Argument is irrelevant.

Mr. Bryant went to the ground in the act of advancing the ball, NOT in the act of catching the ball. Here's the logic:

And it's him blowing that potential that makes it so much fun to watch!

1. Each month should have at least one federal holiday.
2. Universal four-day work week. If you want to work more, it's optional, not required.
3. All this technology, and we work more than we did 50 years ago. Technology should mean more leisure time, less work time. Four day work week now!

The only people who pass these tests are (1) people with lots of power because of their job (i.e. politicians, CEOs) and (2) artists.

Hence, politicians, business executives, lawyers, judges, doctors hold on to 24/7/365 jobs long past the peak of their skill. Let's combat this by showing "workaholics" the superiority…

He needed to do that because this may be the only way he can get that information out. The defense needs to win as early in the game as possible. He needs to get anything out that can prevent charges from being filed, prevent an indictment, or start influencing the pool of possible jurors. The defense attorney's…

1. People who enjoy all four seasons.

Always nice to see a Boston fan who loves Boston so much he lives in L.A. and has season tickets to the Kings and Clippers. Love that muddy water.

dude, don't you know homophobes like you are actually gay? The thing is, everybody else knows it, too. When people hear you use words like "fag", you think that makes you seem not gay, however, it clues everyone in that you are deeply, deeply homosexual—and very ashamed and closeted.

Come out as quickly as you can. …

hahahahahaha! letting you know we're all laughing at you, pal. when you say things like that, we all see what a scared, insecure little boy you are.

Dude, when you try to insult someone by calling them female ("wash[] the sand out of your vagina"), it only shows the weakness of your position. That, and how you feel about your mother if you think being female is an insult.

Bravo for exposing the hypocrisy and stupidity at the heart of the NCAA. Deadspin, these pieces are great. Thanks.

Disgusted by Virginia. Their laws and practices are unjust.

Condoms suck, sometimes the pill fails and so we're going to the clinic where it should be safe, affordable and legal.

Actually, they are in England. They are racing into London tomorrow; it looks really good in HD, if you haven't watched cycling, you should check it out, it's fun.

I thought their whole job was to give the kiss and perpetuate heteronormative values. They pair so well with Bernard Hinault.

Agreed; I think Froomey is extra-nervous about crashes and likes to stay out in front when guys will get jittery (i.e. first sprint stage). And how he likes to be on the very front on descents.

Yeah, everybody: Peter Sagan is REALLY easy to spot. But don't worry, you'll likely be seeing him plenty over the next three weeks so you won't mistake him for ANYONE on Europcar again.