Asking the important questions.

Cody Parkey, who missed the OT field goal for the Bears, was the Dolphins kicker in 2017. Ini 2016 he was the Browns kicker and missed 3 of 6 against the Dolphins in a 6 point loss.

Fans are definitely pissed off a Keenum, but the cheers for Kelly aren’t exclusively about frustration with Keenum. There’s a sizable portion of the Broncos fan base that’s enamored with whomever happens to be the third string QB at any given time, and I guarantee you there were people cheering ecstatically for Kelly…

Keenum was solid in Minnesota and then becomes a dumpster fire in Denver; to me that points to coaching first. Vance Joseph should only be on board for the rest of the season to help ensure a high draft position at this point. His offense has sucked and he (and Joe Woods) has ruined what should be a world class…

“John Elway has already started scouting college QBs.”

As someone who has seen a lot of Bears football, this game felt so much like one they’d have had in the Rex Grossman/Lovie Smith era, it was almost painful to watch. I legitimately expected the camera to pan to Nagy and him having the Lovie Smith catatonic stare™ when Parkey shanked that FG.

“Round is a shape.”

You know, if only there was a veteran free agent quarterback out there for the Jags to sign. Maybe someone with playoff experience, maybe even someone who has taken a team to a Super Bowl. Someone who is rested, ready, and even though hasn’t played for a while, is quite obviously far more talented and gives you a…

Who have the Bears beaten that is a good football team?  Hell, the two teams they LOST to kind of suck.

Same ol’ Bears.

I just wrote them a message outlining how pathetically and hopelessly stupid they are for pulling that shit and thinking it would work and breaking the law in the process. Filled it out through their web portal with the return email as “oscar@wendyrogers.org”.

Yep, he’s standing there, all bad-assery, until she says, “...illegal,” and he scurries away like the GOP stooge he is. If there’s one thing you can always count on from Republicans, it’s abject cowardice.

It’s not illegal for a communist to donate to a political party of their choice. It is, however, very illegal to lie on the forms he filled out when he donated the money.

Look up the definition of words before you use them, dumbfuck.

Oh man, if they wore diapers too?! I would be so owned by that!

It is illegal. Presumably, these things are illegal for a reason, so they'd better be made an example of.

If it’s illegal, can they go to jail because I want them in jail because fuck them and the republicans.

As a male in life I have found a highly effective way to go about my life and avoid being accused of sexual harassment and rape.

I have no idea if Stephen Elliot is a rapist, but I do know he is indeed a shitty man in media. His whole “what did I do wrong?” response to hounding Claire Vaye Watkins to let him sleep in her bed—when THEY WERE VIRTUAL STRANGERS—is enough proof of that. 

Seriously, where do men get this f—d up entitlement? It’s not…