I honestly think that’s where this is headed. That or all of them fleeing to Russia or some other sanctuary country. Trump will 100% have Mueller fired and then do something even worse like have Mueller arrested and there will be massive protests and brutal police response and it will just spiral until we’re Egypt.
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Susan Collins will give a 45 minute speech where she says she believes that there were people who conspired with the Russians, but it wasn’t Donald Trump or Paul Manafort and anyone who thinks it was them is confused.
The only thing better than Manafort dying in prison would be his being hanged on the same gallows as Trump, noted Mussolini enthusiast, for treason.
With Love’s injury and a mess of a head coach firing in just the first month of the season, the team almost feels jinxed.
The Cleveland Cavaliers suck, the Buffalo Bills suck, the Democrats actually won a few elections, Jim Carrey and Catherine Zeta-Jones are in front of the camera again... maybe somebody finally rebooted the simulation.
The simple fact that three is more than two has radically rearranged the court to prioritize space above all else,
Or run it by everyone in advance.
If they show up anyway they probably just showed up for drinks. At which time you explain your home is not an open bar, and that PBR is going to cost 4 dollars, exact change only. Then don’t charge the relatives you like, explaining they are “regulars”.
We had the exact same problem. Random cousin who lives 1000+ miles away? What do you get him? $30 gift card. What do you receive from an aunt who lives 500 miles away? $30 gift card. It was so ridiculous. We just stopped doing it eventually since we were only passing money back and forth.
One side of my family used to do this and I hated it. None of us knew each other well enough to guess what anyone might enjoy, so we all ended up getting someone’s best guess based on totally inappropriate stereotypes (Girl cousin? Chicks dig blouses, right? Boy cousin? How about yet another scarf?).
Or run it by everyone in advance.
There is a magic word you can use that prevents you from doing things you don’t want to do: No. If you do host and you spend way too much, that is all on you. Happy Holidays.
Charging people for dinner just seems rude. I get that it’s pricy (trust me I spent about 50 dollars making pies for Thanksgiving) and it can suck when you seem to be stuck with it every year (my family avoids this by swapping Thanksgiving and Christmas every year). But there are ways to make it not such a labor of…
Maybe forego presents to save cash or keep gifts to a cheap White Elephant game (I am of the opinion that no one needs any more crap anyway).
Idea: What if we boost new car sales by paying bounties for scrapping old cars?
Damn, that is a murderer’s row...
Sometimes I just get so sad for Mike Singletary and how badly he wants to coach in the NFL again but then I remember he’s really rich and I quit worrying about it.
It’s great that Christian Hackenberg gets to be a second round bust in two leagues.
I like Richard Sherman, but something about seeing Mike Evans put his hand up to call for the ball while in full stride gives me a lot of joy. Maybe it’s the fact that I can’t see the quarterback throwing to him.