wrong.

Asia should have got a tattoo that said “don’t sleep with under age boys” to remind her not to sleep with underage boys.

Ah, it’s the Acceptable Victim Gatekeeper! Only nice and ‘likable’ women are allowed to be victims, right? And being a victim certainly wouldn’t mess with someone’s emotional state. Plus since they’re “whores” of some variety they were asking for it anyway. STFU and take your trashy misogynistic drama with you.

It makes me sad that Anthony Bourdain got involved with someone who reeks of hot garbage as much as Asia Argento. He deserved better.

Maybe his friends were having a drinking game that afternoon, and he knew every time he said “beer” they’d have to take a shot.

Sure. The money is definitely better going to Paul Allen. He needs it much more than the guy putting his health on the line on the field.

“What was I supposed to do, bust him for cheating better than me in front of the others?”

Bears would be 4-0 right now if it weren’t for fucking Aaron Rodgers pulling an Aaron Rodgers in week one. I’m not getting too excited because I know they’ll eventually rip my heart out and blow the season, as they are the Bears. But Jon Gruden’s getting an Edible Arrangment sent to him tomorrow

McCain went down as if all the air had been let out of him somehow. 

So the issue is that Belichick thinks that McCain’s injury is Doubtful? Makes sense, since usually when Belichick fakes an injury, it shows up as Questionable on the report.

The Patriots would never bend the rules like that.

Wow no idea how anyone could think that was what is happening after reading this. 

That’s not what this is about. They mean video ads intruding into the content. 

I fucking hate those videos.

Fine, we will properly vet our SCOTUS candidates and ask that they withdraw if they turn out to have a history of sexual deviance. Oh, you’re going to put a bunch of false accusers in the wings waiting? We’ll just do full investigations then. And also maybe appoint some more women.

And not to mention the fact that the precedents the GOP has been setting are far more brazen, cynical, and potentially devastating long-term. With Garland, their obstruction was obstruction for obstruction’s sake and literally nothing more: there were no objections raised against Garland, real or imagined. The…

1. Yes, to own the libs.

Why the fuck wouldn’t she have lawyer? That’s literally the least suspicious thing she could have done. All of these fucking people are insane sociopaths.

I just can’t wrap my mind around why they didn’t pull the nomination. There have to be a dozen other conservative orcs that could have breezed through this process, and they’re dying on this hill, why? To own the libs?

Bowies guitars all exploded into pansexual aliens. Obvs.