I once dated a girl with a Palmetto-and-Moon tramp stamp. It was fun shaking those palm fronds.

Shut the fuck up.

uh...people still care about soccer???? No shit???

I’m going to take the other side and say this isn’t great. It’s a lousy way to respond. You got outworked, you were outplayed. Be man enough to say so instead of breaking out the smart-ass humor. That’s for us to supply

Love the butt hurt. Is Deadspin part of Gawker? May have to clean up after clicking on here.

There is not a single candidate still in the presidential race that should be elected dog catcher, yet you focus solely on Trump? Show some balance.

-Jezebel