I once dated a girl with a Palmetto-and-Moon tramp stamp. It was fun shaking those palm fronds.

I would have liked to have seen Montana.

Lot of forced conversions going on these days? Where do you live? El Salvador, circa 1754?

Shut the fuck up.

Good thing we have Gizmodo where we can always trust the commentors to be people who respect and cherish diversity of all kinds. Most of all religious diversity.

uh...people still care about soccer???? No shit???

I’m going to take the other side and say this isn’t great. It’s a lousy way to respond. You got outworked, you were outplayed. Be man enough to say so instead of breaking out the smart-ass humor. That’s for us to supply

Love the butt hurt. Is Deadspin part of Gawker? May have to clean up after clicking on here.

There is not a single candidate still in the presidential race that should be elected dog catcher, yet you focus solely on Trump? Show some balance.

-Jezebel