your younger siblings never heard of mike ditka? do they not have a TV? No ESPN? Or do they not like sports?

Tom, that was a relatively thoughtless hot take. Had someone in the print media put this little thinking and aggression into an article, i’m sure he would be crucified on deadspin. Maybe you should stick to writing about cute bears.

Did they win the game?

Whatever Greg. What does Ta-Nehisi Coates think??

Over/Under on the number of fans enjoying the game?

Not everyone is as religious as Bernie

Plenty of good seats available.

Who?

What else is he supposed to drink at the poetry slam??

This Deadpool fella seems about as insufferable as Will Smith in Hitch.

“Roughly 90 percent of this show is catchphrases.”