one is evil because it *directly* employs the people it underpays.....

this is going to take sexting to a whole new level

and they're so tenacious!

i wish there were people that were legally required to be my friend... :-(

generally speaking, pure sugar isn't that great for you.

we've been designing fingers wrong for smartphone apps this whole time...!

so long as you also understand that heating up cooking oils produces polyacrylamide, which is a known, potent carcinogen.

I think the caller might ought to have the burden of not freaking the fuck out if somebody's phone is not at their disposal straight away.