If this is really and truly the beginning of the end, I just wanted to join the multitudes in appreciation for what this dumb site has meant the last decade.

This is a pretty intense wait, all things considered. 

They fired Barry. So I guess it is time to start burning everything. 

These dogs are most certainly more deserving of human compassion and love than say, Jim Spanfeller (who by the way, if you didn’t know, has an email address: jim@g-omedia.com). That stain deserves to hear why a dog is more noble and deserving of human love and affection than he is.

I made the same misread and clicked hoping for some vicious sarcasm, because, c’mon, we all know that headline will never be written about the men’s team in any seriousness.

I initially misread USWNT as USMNT and got really excited that Berhalter had been shitcanned. Oh well...

A Red Sox fan criticizing another team’s fanbase would be like if Arby’s started doing restaurant reviews.

Red Sox fans are so insufferable I started rooting for the Yankees. 

So I am speaking from long experience when I say that the Washington bandwagon is very likely to be the most insufferable one ever to come rolling down the pike.

“Look, I’m from Boston...”

Have no Nats & Astros takes, but just putting it out there that Red Sox fans are the absolute worst, that is all :)

Cool that you’re trolling and all, but Steely Dan is not only technically genius and lyrically profound, but has killer grooves that you can dance to. Sorry they don’t appeal to you...you’re probably not mature enough to appreciate them.

guess that makes me the strange Russian dude who will come to pay you a visit

I personally want to make a rock opera about a drug dealer with all Steely Dan songs. They practically wrote the plot themselves with Kid Charlemagne 

Bad sneakers and a Pina colada, my friend.

Can you guys ask the venture capitalists to make articles take up less space? It’s kind of hard for me to watch both of the “recent videos” that started playing in two separate places when I’ve got four or five lines of text distracting me.

The Allman Brothers would like a word.

You’re thinking of Jethro Tull -

They only did this so they could rehire him at a lower salary as a “distressed asset.”