I’m with Darren here. I’ve seen a few restaurants pull this bullshit- there’s a chicken place in California that has a “California cost of business fee”.

I’m one of the last 10 SILVER WUZ RIGHT people, but he was stressing up until the last day that if one of the battleground states went Trump, they were all going Trump, and he was dead right.

There are still people here who think he got the 2016 election wrong. Writing is useless for getting things across to those who won’t read.

We’ll start with the hole-poking

Just for fun, someone should tell these 40 something coaches who act like they grew up in the 1950's that being a team player is just a harbinger of becoming a full fledged socialist. It would confuse the shit out of them for a few minutes

Instead of throwing to aerial images of the Washington Monumnet, the broadcasters should show the Landover skyline.

That first sentence-paragraph is... just... wow.

If Dan Marino had played hockey:

As a fellow lifelong Blues fan I don’t know what to think. I’m still growing into it. I had for so long wondered if I’d see the Blues hoist the Cup in my lifetime. I’m treating this past season like finding a $100 dollar bill on the street - it could happen again, but I’m not banking on it.

For 5, maybe 6 innings, maybe.

Then the Nats bullpen takes over and the Brewers feast like John Pinette at the Chinese Buffet. YOU BEEN HERE FOUR HOWAH! YOU TAKE YOUR 14 RUNS AND FINISH SEVENTH INNING!!!

As a longtime Cubs fan it is amusing to see the current crop of new fans handle choking about as well as David Carradine.

Hmm...fuck the Cubs.

November 2, 2016: Cubs win World Series, upsetting the delicate equilibrium of the universe, opening up a portal to the Upside Down - a world that looks just like our own, but contains homicidal monsters and everything is covered in a layer of viscous slime.

Speaking for every non-Cubs fan within earshot: No Cubs fan has ever been quiet about anything.

As the resident Cardinals fan at this Chicago office, I made bacon and pancakes for everyone this morning on the office griddle. I figured after the Cardinals spent all weekend fucking the Cubs, I should at least cook them breakfast.

Apparently he can only shoot when no one is watching, which makes him perfect for the Knicks

One is just not enough.

Reenactment of the scene

I can't stop laughing at this - all the stars. 

An inexperienced coach needs a reliable brain trust around him.