I’ve been saying it for years, and I’m just glad somebody finally brought it up. “Make sure the kids hear words.” 

Sigh: He doesn’t, and that really was nothing.

The Browns are just never-forgetting 9/11 by going after the wrong guy.

Lawrence really should be careful. Things like that can have repercussions later on in life.

Which would you really rather have when you grow up?

This man is 23 and yet could conceivably be a brother of Jim Tomsula.

“It’s all just a ruse to cover for cheap billionaires.” Bingo. I like Moneyball, both the movie and the book, but the thing that always bothered me about the framing was a hard scrabble, poor franchise just scraping by and forced to dig to find undervalued assets. The A’s could have afforded to keep Jason Giambi, and…

Roll a six sided die. You got a 4? Why, that’s only an1 in 6 chance to have happened. I guess it didn’t.

538 was also pretty spot on in 2016. They gave Trump a reasonable 1 in 3 chance, where all the other poll aggregator sorts did not. 

The same place as anyone down on their luck with nothing left to lose, VEGAS BABY.

^criminally understarred...

That’s the MLB.com video player, but I will anyway

All Brown’s actually done so far is skip preseason, something that successful teams have been outright encouraging their stars to do for years now.

Noted drunk asshole Orson Welle’s burns are downright PRESCIENT.

Simone Biles has won 20 consecutive (!!) all-arounds, won every gold at the US championships last year, and as has been well documented on this website, cleanly executes maneuvers which have never been attempted in competition before. What I’m saying is that Serena may be at best the second-best women’s athlete of all…

There weren’t any until January, 2015. That’s when they all dusted off their Faulk jerseys and pretended they gave a shit about the Rams this whole time.

You’re such a bad faith piece of shit. Do you honestly think people being criticized is “silencing” them? Or is it more likely that you find any criticism of “anti-PC” behavior (in other words, racist, bigoted bullshit) as intolerable and you believe you should be free from consequences of your backwards ass views?

We already have a Nashville. It’s called Branson. And it’s... Branson.

I’ll never understand why PK’s are a live ball situation. Make it dead ball. You miss, its a goal kick. It elminates the stupid rush into the box or a keeper getting punished for making a great save on a putback.

65% of Charger fans have at one point lived in Philip Rivers’ ballsack.