I think Johnson had much more interesting ideas than Abrams was capable of, but I completely agree that when you get to the end of the TLJ, and after everything that happened in the original trilogy and everything that happened in the new trilogy to that point, to have the Empire fully in control again and the rebels…

Abrams’ defense that “I don’t think that people go to Star Wars to be told, ‘This doesn’t matter,’” is so laughable coming from him. Starting a new trilogy that just re-treads the original is EXPLICITLY telling the audience that the original trilogy doesn’t matter. 

In a way, isn’t God the ultimate mailman?

#FreeLucas

I’m much more disappointed with Abrams’ approach to this trilogy than Johnson’s, but I’m still angry that Johnson pushed the overall story deeper into the-Empire-is-back-let’s-just-do-that-again territory.  The new trilogy is some good new characters that absolutely nobody at Disney knows what do with so they just…

Terry Gross is famous for fucking with people. She’s the George Clooney of NPR.

There isn’t much questioning as to Hamm’s character at least in part because his character wasn’t a real person and so the scene isn’t slandering an actual human.

When I walked into The Force Awakens and I got another Rebels v. Evil Empire story, I was being told pretty clearly that this doesn’t matter.

That Hitchcock was such a hack. Made the same movie 50 times.

I guess I can see how you could come to this dumb and wrong opinion if you only think he made Goodfellas and The Wolf of Wall Street. But even if you ignore the large number of documentaries in his 65 director credits (per IMBD) - which you shouldn’t - his films are incredibly distinguishable. Even if you group some…

Oh well if they make a joke about it than it doesn’t count as objectification. 

You nerds with your constant need for validation.

If the appellate court finds the sentence to be reasonable on its face, they won’t care if the judge had any alleged bias. Nobody go blaming the judge if the appellate court makes a stupid fucking decision.

Best of the Decade: Anything by Sean O’Neal, Scott Tobias, Keith Phipps, Tasha Robinson, Nabin, Noel Murray, Donna Bowman, Genevieve Koski, and the rest of the OGs.

Ugh. Nerds and their nonsense. 

Ugh. You nerds with your bullshit.

Nothing gets in between nerds and their sexual-ized cartoons.

Alright, I’m done with nerds. Between the constant need for validation for all 700,000 superhero movies and the constant need for more content that has allowed Disney to fuck up Star Wars worse than Lucas was capable of doing himself, I’m done.

Also, everyone quit.

It’s not just you. Everyone quit and the comments have been shut off.