“I saw Bojack Horseman and I was like, ‘I bet I could do that in Instagram form.’”

Not sure about Mexico. In America, he’d be elected president.

Yeah, and the only 2020 candidate to have shown some real backbone when it comes to holding sexual abusers’ feet to the fire - Kirsten Gillibrand - was one of the first ones bounced from the race.

Did you see that ludicrous display last night?

Yeah, the Epstein stuff isn’t news, it just isn’t kept in the news by either media outlets or Democrats, and I suspect the reason Dems are quiet, at least, is because they don’t want a light shined on Bill Clinton’s relationship with Epstein.

“Chris Farley tries his best to save Sandusky* in this summer’s most hilarious comedy!”

Haven’t seen it. Waiting for the Broadway show.

Back...and to the left.

Jose Altuve

He missed the forest for his bulging eyes.

J-E-T-S JETS! JETS! JETS!

I’m a lawyer (hold your applause). Most attorneys have respect for the unwritten “professional courtesy” when it comes to scheduling matters, moving deadlines, etc. It’s about not being a dick more than anything, and people who don’t respect the professional courtesy are assholes.

Frank Gore is an Immortal. 

Just saying “it’s a business” when someone/some corporation does something shitty doesn’t absolve the person/corporation.

Japan and China have a...checkered history with one another. I would assume he’s saying that the Rockets’ presence in Tokyo is not supposed to mean that they are “choosing sides” or doing anything anti-China.

The Trump Administration doesn’t give a fuck about people either but people still write about it every day.

The “well, yeah, it’s a business” line of thinking is exactly the problem.

While it IS extremely annoying, it is more importantly racist.

Retiring just as the line finally becomes good. Bad Luck? Dumb Luck? 

Well the President is also just doing whatever Turkey wants now, too.