This is the kind of hard-hitting journalism that the 24-hour news cycle has destroyed. Thank you, Samer, for vigilantly pursuing Googlygate.

Wait so is this whole thing a pre-emptive defense in case anyone asks Gladwell why he didn’t report Epstein to authorities?

Or maybe nobody can tell and they’re just guessing and they guess right 50% of the time.

Yes but isn’t contrarianism really the purest form of conformity?

“‘The Boy in the Shower’...We’ll start with the hole-poking.”

You sweet summer child.

“We knew people had died there, but it was the ‘80s” is the best synopsis of that decade I can think of.

Northwestern is truly the Stanford of northern Chicago.

Football is a dumb sport for psychotics. 

I will once again take this opportunity to point out that the 2006 Cardinals did not come out of nowhere. They were lucky that nobody in the division stepped up during an injury-decimated regular season, but the healthy team they fielded in the playoffs was pretty much the same team that had won 205 games and a…

Probably the only way we escape Trump.

Like Jesus.

I bought a ticket to the game
But now I’ve come back again
Why do I find it hard to build an O-line?
Oh, I want the truth to be said
I know this much is Trub

Yeah, I tend to agree. But they have the pitching give them a chance against the Braves, and I wouldn’t be shocked to see the Dodgers choke against whoever they get in the NLCS.

I don’t understand soccer.

Which of they 7 cups do they win for that one?

I guess a 12th title would be like Biden winning. For Warren we need...Oakland?

This is why all sports need playoffs. 

We’ll cut the suspension down to probation, but watch yourself. 

So close, but of course you should have said “to mullet over.” The way you wrote it, it reads like “he needed to mull it it over.”