Italy: Beautiful country, amazing food, terrible people.

Missouri: All of them.

Hopefully the director has learned that it’s never a great idea to put an 80-year-old guy on TV to talk about anything.

Italian soccer also has a creativity problem. Every time there’s an article about Italian soccer people being racist as fuck, it always involves a banana. 

Enjoy hell.

Bahstahnfuckinbrah@bahstan.cahm

This better be EXCLUSIVELY SPORTS-RELATED.

I like how it lists “Abstinence” before “Athletes,” and I don’t care if that’s an alphabetization thing.

First of all, there’s two Timothy’s, so was it First Timothy or Second Timothy?

We literally just got some players talking about fingering butts. What more could you possibly want?

No.

I think the proper lesson from 2016 is “Don’t crown a bad candidate just because they’ve been around for a long time.”

Just tank for like, 500 more years - tops - and you’ll make it to the 2nd round of the playoffs, eventually.

Pivoting hard to record players.

I’m just saying you don’t have to smile while you’re eating the shit. You don’t have to be a Philadelphia Eagles fan.

Yeah well there’s this thing called a primary first. 

Well Trump supporters are the dumbest people in the country, if not the world. Any Biden supporter is at least smart enough to not be a Trump supporter, so it really is a mystery why anybody likes Biden.

I’ll always remember him for playing himself as Mimi’s ex-husband on the Drew Carey Show.

You don’t have to be glad about it.

It’s probably appropriate for the republic to be extinguished by two old white men over 70 stammering through their own senile minds, babbling nonsense to crowds of dumbasses pretending it isn’t happening.