Stills deserves an incredible amount of respect both for taking a public, moral stand against his boss and for engineering his escape from the black hole that is the Dolphins. 

I don’t understand soccer, and so I am therefore obligated to dislike and fear it.

Old people are always wrong about everything.

I think it was on WTF when Jim Breuer was talking about being on SNL and feeling pushed out by McKay and Ferrell and how “he could have been on that show forever” and in that sense, I think you have to give him credit for being aware of his own talent level and the quality of SNL in general.

The Olympics, if they’re going to exist, should just have a permanent home or cycle through a few permanent cities and put an end to the bidding process that contributes so much to the corruption.

This is going to divert judicial resources needed to adjudicate disputes over gumbo seasoning and trombone solos. 

Do you even lift, bro?

“using the term that Native Americans use to refer to themselves”

Cuz it sucks.

Your parents played the anthem before every meal too?

Has he announced his Senate candidacy yet?

So between Tom Cruise in this, Fight Club, Office Space, American Beauty and others I’m probably forgetting, 1999 really was the Year of the Disaffected White Man.

At least if we get it, we won’t get much of it.

Well, the front office has the will, at least. 

Just let the Reds have the division crown. They want it more than the three teams at the top.

Mmmmm....jumbo beef taters.....

Sign my change.org petition to have the Braves and Dodgers get byes to the NLCS and to disband the rest of the NL for achieving parity by setting themselves on fire.

Everyone who saw the Avengers knows how useless Hawkeye is.

The entire NL Central should be relegated for a season or two as punishment for their collective lack of effort. Even the Reds, who have the only front office in that division trying to do anything, cannot field a team that exerts any tangible effort.

Will you still have a song to sing when the Razor Boy takes your fancy things away?