This is so much like what they depicted on that Lifetime show Unreal, which had former reality show producers behind it. I believe it’s true: About 8 years ago, my friend’s mom got to a very late round of interviews for a competition reality show, and they told her that they’d accept her if she’d go off her bipolar…

“I tried to find some to show her it was real. But I couldn’t find any”

I now carry around a cooler with a live trout with me everywhere ago, so just in case I run into that skeevy motherfucker, I can slap that smug-ass grin off his face with it.

I look forward to having to pay an extra $10 for the “Premier Netflix Steaming Package!” and another $15 for the “Elite Online Gaming Package!”.

I’m not sure this is the right audience for a true SSO conversation as it’s typically hard enough for experts in enterprise to get it. SSO is not a conversation about SSO vs password managers - they can actually be used in conjunction. SSO is about having a layer that you can consistently control between every device…

Biggest thing for me has always been the added warmth. Despite being from Michigan my body just doesn’t function well in cold weather (or really anything under 60 degrees). Ever since I started wearing things like this though I’ve been able to stay looser after warm-ups and such.

Simple solution: abolish the TSA. It’s ineffective security theater that just wastes time and money for absolutely no improvement in passenger safety.

Spiked= Surreptitiously added something not listed on the menu, which is the opposite of what happened here. I have a hard time believing he doesn’t know what ricotta is- I grew up in suburban Ohio (which, believe it or not, isn’t quite as cosmopolitan as LA) and despite the Ohioan penchant for tossing cottage cheese …

Ryan Seacrest is upset that Katy Perry is being offered way (waaaay) more to do American Idol than he is. [Page Six]

Yeah, Cosby, because the thought of someone making you ingest something against your will and knowledge is pretty fucking horrifying, huh?

I fly to Frankfurt regularly. You get to keep your shoes on but ALL electronics have to be removed from your carry on.

Liquids are dangerous and could be explosive, you can’t bring them. However, if you can throw it in the tub full of other mystery liquids stored next to the hundreds of people crammed in like cattle. If they were concerned about safety, they wouldn’t do that.

To be fair it is something the Punisher would do.

Look, without making myself completely doxxable, I will say that this falls under my wheelhouse of expertise and as far as I can tell, the truth of the matter is that this was a truly impossible situation for Comey. “Sources and methods” may be a vague concept for most people, but the reality is that years of work and…

On missing the Obamas... (to quote Saint Joni) : Don’t it always seem to go that you don’t know what you got till it’s gone?

Following! I hate sandals.

She’s not a protester, she’s just a maniac who thinks that other people’s lives and safety are not important. In some ways she had a lot in common with the Congresspersons who voted for the AHCA.

It really does go too far. Because only one of them is assured of health insurance in the event.

I don’t know about you, but even when I get a whiff of cigarette smoke on another person’s clothes, I automatically avoid them.

Viva la Bloomberg