FURTHER, on May 1st they recognized May as National Asian American Pacific Islander Heritage Month.

If I were a Russian spy trying to leave surveillance equipment in the White House, I would definitely put a label that said “PROPERTY OF BARACK OBAMA” on it, just to fuck with Trump when he finds it.

$100 says Kellyanne is addicted to opioids.

Maybe he’s just chilling in like Kemmerer or Green River.

We would have also accepted; “like, because it’s pretty fucking easy.”

Making conversation would be talking about diaper blowouts and/or the perils of poop and parenting. Implying that such things only happen with disposables is shade*, bless her heart.

I don’t know if it was shade, but she was definitely talking shit. That’s a real bitchy thing to say. So so many cloth diaper users think they’re so damn perfect and you can hear that in her word choice. Fuck her. Do you.

That tattoo should get you free drinks forever.

If I was American, I’d be calling to report that ICE was asking for my documents outside a courthouse.

I agree with MEtheBarbarian https://www.nytimes.com/2016/11/01/business/for-helping-immigrants-chobanis-founder-draws-threats.html?_r=0 I wish I liked their product so I could buy and support.

Damn I’m confused.

I applaud this woman for standing up against the tryanny of the Texas state legislature, which is rapidly doing its best to out-Mississippi Mississippi’s in turning their state into a right-wing “paradise” of teen pregnancy, back alley abortions, poverty, and terrified non-white communities.

The Leader of the Free World doesn’t have to dress for other people.

“As good fortune would have it, we had a bodyguard that summer,” she writes. They persuaded their bodyguard to buy lemonade, and then their driver, and then the maids, who “dug deep for their spare change.” The lesson, she says, is that the kids “made the best of a bad situation.”

It’s like Assange was cool with it at first, but when Trump took the condom off Assange asked him to stop but Trump did not stop. That must have been horrible for the little albino.

So, some reporter was looking at porn during work hours, got caught, and spun it into “research” for an “article”.......

Even comparing weed to weed across race, black people are still far more likely to be arrested for it.

He’s always been one of those Interesting Evil People.

I’m deeply resentful of 45's administration for many reasons; on the list is that his presidency has forced me to say things like, “Wow, this Kissinger piece is hilarious” and “Let’s not besmirch the good name of Richard Nixon by comparing him to Trump.”