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Burnella McBurns
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THANK’S

I love the phrase “Extemely Online” because it inherently proves to other Very Online People that you are, indeed, Extremely Online.

thank’s

I was told by the president that women let you grab them by the hoo-hah, but my wife told me that that is untrue.

Do you know why hikers and campers bring along water purification equipment when they plan to use local surface water? Because untreated water often contains micro-organisms like Giardia that can cause violent diarrhea and long-term health effects.

The Dollop! Comedian Dave Anthony reads a true (and usually completely insane) story from American history to his friend Gary Reynolds who has no idea what the story is about and hilarity ensues.

I have been enjoying the Dollop with Dave Anthony and Garry Reynolds. Its a bi weekly American History Podcast

Beyond 95%+ of the foremost leading scientific experts on the entire planet (not just America) agreeing that the Earth’s climate is changing and that human activity most definitely has been a significant contributing factor, what the hell kind of proof are you looking for?

well you could also blame the Republican state government for refusing to take any action to prepare Florida for the massive hurricanes which are now battering the region at a terrifying and increasing rate too

Honestly, the cold shoulder thing really has to go. I’m getting close to 60 folks and, while I look reasonably good for my age, I’m really not looking to pull this look off. It’d be very mutton dressed as lamb. (That said, my 17 year old hates them too.) And, TBH, I passed on them the LAST time this stupid trend

“I think you may be overestimating the skill level required to sell drugs AND NOT GET CAUGHT.”

If you are smoking, buy a preroll. DO NOT purchase anything with a THC content higher than 20%, aim for about 12-16%. Decide if you want to sit on a couch or go do stuff, are you interested in head (giggle weed) or body (can we order in?) and express this to the bud tender. Have water bottles handy. One hit is good.

Any piece of word “art” burned into old pallet wood that commands me to do something...Gather, Laugh, Drink, Love...immediate sign I will hate the person who purchased it.

I hate wall tattoos.

Image from McMansion Hell— a live, love laugh wallpaper border! Also Mickey ears above the fireplace. I’m not sure which is worse.

Beat me to it! The one from room 237 is pretty bitchin too:

I know, right! The airlines should let checked bags go for free and charge for the use of the overhead compartments.

The ass hole is an ‘exit’, so it’s probably a lot more accustomed to getting rid of things that aren’t good for the body. Ironically it’s probably okay up the arsehole.