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Scorching take Manny my Man

True, there are a lot of Outback Steakhouses out there. Now, give me my blooming onion thanks

The joke is that he may be gay

#Self-medicate

was your dad vc?

Wow you guys know old generals you are so #cool

Nobody is offended about affirmative action, what’s the difference here?

Hey bud, the star would have worked better than a completely useless comment saying ‘this”

You kind of ruin the comedy when you analyze it like this.

It’s funny/endearing when a Deadspin writer whom is “perfectly mediocre” calls out a NBA player as the same, as if he’s hot shit or something aggregating sports news.

Mr. Draper why are you writing stories so late? It’s nearly 10 p.m.!

LOL why does it matter if you’re “in the grays”? It’s a dumb commenting platform, it sincerely does not matter.

more insufferable than PSU is someone who brags about going to a “real school.”

The hottest of takes!

That isn’t proof of racism. That’s proof he didn’t like the players.

Yeah, I didn’t read the quotes being “Sourpusses” at all. Fucking Deadspin

Hot take Mr. Chex! GOTTA BE A CONSPIRACY, BO RYAN MELTZ STEAL BEAMS

Is there a point to this article other than “UFC hypes handsome fighter”?

You’re silly. The Narrative against Cook is that he isn’t respected by his own teammates. There’s no “hard-working blue-collar white kid” stories. Sorry to disappoint you.

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