I feel like “very insightful” is some holiday generosity, but sure.

Easy there Skip.

Twitter is going to destroy us all.

70 is pretty old, especially for a guy who at least dabbled in ALL the drugs.

Update: He broke his leg.

Oh fuck off you lying ingratiating attention whore. You did not make the connection all on your lonesome, you saw this reported elsewhere first.

He didn’t sock her in the jaw, for one thing.

Everyone has a right to an opinion, but this does not change your employment status for those who are full time.

Cut it in half and squeeze it out urself like a man. You don’t have to buy it prepackaged. Whiney ass millennial.

SBNation’s SEO-bait headline was even more golden

I mean, the dude’s husband is allowed to dislike the Trumps, but questioning why she isn’t flying “private” is both meaningless and dickish.

Oh, man, I can’t wait ‘til this bodyshaming football post gets spliced to Jezebel!

Moore was asking legitimate questions. If Sherman didn’t want Moore “to go there” then Sherman probably should have kept his composure on the sideline instead of making a whole incident about it.

So the defensive player who thought he knew offensive play calling better than the offensive coach is offended because he thought the radio host thought that he knew offensive play calling better than the defensive player. Got it.

Yeah, I live 4000 miles from my family and many of my friends. FB gives us a connection in a way that email or calls don’t always.

I don’t like assholes who want to get rid of shit to satisfy their own self importance.

Yeah seriously. If Facebook has such a detrimental effect on your psyche, maybe use Facebook differently. Unfriend assholes, turn off notifications, set content to private. These are easy steps.

Don’t like Facebook, get off. I will continue to use it to keep in touch with my friends and family and will continue to not give two flying fucks if you have an issue with that.

Similar to the suit against Cinemark after the Aurora shooting, this seems like another case of scuzzy lawyers taking advantage of a tragedy for cash.

{sigh} No. Not maddeningly Journey. Yes, it is super fun to make fun of how cheesy they are. However, they did not spawn into existence when the song “Faithfully” came out. They have a massive career that occurred before that and their music was very well written and as musicians they were extremely talented. …