The points written here are certainly valid, but there is no profession in America that is more perpetually offended and aggrieved upon then sportswriters. They make 12 yr old girls cut from the middle school cheerleader squad look like Navy Seals

(In Ohio, participating in a robbery that leads to someone’s murder leaves you liable for the murder.)

White men. White men are always guilty. Especially if they have a lot of money.

Dude, they’re just spokes in a wheel.

Seriously, women need to fuck off on this one. Pick another hill to die on. We do not sit with our thighs/knees together, it applies uncomfortable/painful pressure to our balls. Our shoulders are already wide enough that you are not going to have access any space saved by having our legs closer together. Stop busting…

If you wish to drink on Amtrak, pack a small flask of your favorite liquor. The cafe car attendant will gladly give you a cup of ice if that is your thing. Bourbon or whiskey also mixes well with Amtrak coffee.

“Amtrak is probably America’s finest bar. On the Northeast Corridor run, you can get a bottle of Dogfish Head 90 Minute IPA for $8.”

15. Wait to make your initial approach until one hour before closing when it’s more likely she’ll say yes

“Chicago cyclists can’t be charged with a DUI”, says Brendan Kevenides, a lawyer who specializes in bike cases and calls himself the Chicago Bicycle Advocate. In 1995, the Illinois Appellate Court decided this issue in People v. Schaefer, upholding the dismissal of criminal charges against a drunk bicyclist. Since…

I live in Chicago. It’s -5 and snowing today. How you doing?

The moment I officially decided that my sister is an idiot is when I discovered that, on a daily basis, she would drive less than ONE BLOCK to the gym to run on a treadmill. It was like 500 feet, and she would drive there so she could run. To make it worse, ONE BLOCK in the other direction was a completely beautiful…

Well, I mean, your chances of being run over tend to skyrocket when you are outside vs. when you are inside.

“Kemp looked unhappy while undertaking her perp walk into court Monday, and is said to have wept in front of the judge,”

Sorry, but all I see is an extremely talented cosplayer trying to use her skills for something more worthwhile than flashing her ass at comic book geeks. If those women she’s imitating were from a Star Wars movie, we’d be celebrating her on Kotaku and i09, instead of trying to crucify her on Jezebel. Get over…

Dear Kara, hello from Europe. I do understand, that in the context of slavery and especially the despicable Minstrel Shows, the concept of “blackface” is very problematic in the US. Outside of the US however, let’s say in Hungary, it simply is not. What I find a bit ignorant is the assumption that American…

Just shut the fuck up.

There’s a long history of black students taking over government buildings and in a general sense “getting away with it” - I guess you kind of had to be there during the era, but there was definitely a time after MLK was killed where the general public was like, “Oh man, yes, you have a right to be mad, look we’ll be…

Honest question: Where does it benefit liberals to labels these assholes “terrorists”? What’s the endgame to that besides saying, “der, white people and guns!”

Thanks, lunch didn’t sound like a good idea today anyways.

Says the guy who’s obviously never been to prison...