Man, after the first crossbow incident some men might insist on a stronger prenup...

It’s also telling that sex workers are cast aside in this narrative. Allen was, as she wrote in her Instagram post, in a “dark time” but now she’s moved on. She doesn’t “do it anymore.” She’s “not proud.” What about those sex workers who helped her in that “dark time” and served as “an outlet”? After all, the fact of…

Cold, but true.

She should have taken out his plastic surgeon instead. 

Was that what this gentleman’s face looked like before or after being poisoned?

Yeah, wasn’t that tactic used in Wedding Crashers? I wonder if that’s where the “pranks” began.

Well, that certainly makes it okay for what purports to be a legit news organization to lie about why they brought her to the conference, sure.

In related news, let us all take a moment to mourn the death of the Village Voice, truly a New York icon and a vanguard of the alt-weekly media age. Not that the final nail in the coffin hasn’t been tapped in over and over again for a decade or so, but here is an institution that ought to have been spared some time…

Watching that clip lastnight made me ENRAGED. All women have been there. We've all experienced groping in a public place. We've all tried to ignore it because we didn't want to be "that woman" who called out the dude in front of everybody, ruining the vibe. We have all been there. He's a piece of shit. 

Come on, telling someone their name sounds like a menu item is NEVER acceptable; specifying “a Taco Bell menu item” is racist af whether you’re referring to someone who is latinx or not.

He was visibly digging in while she kept trying to pull away. He knew.

Fuck this guy. Fuck him, fuck him, fuck him. He knew exactly what he was doing. I get hugged all the time and somehow women’s hands never end up on my breasts(or buttocks), even “accidentally”

That’s the first thing my eye was drawn to. Like wtf that is not a hug how do you have your fingers in a vise grip right by her breast. What a fucking creepy creeperton! If he’s like that on a broadcast god only knows what else he is up to. *shudder*

“Maybe I crossed the border” You don’t say! Seriously, this is a bad apology.

This reminds me of my father-in-law’s second wedding, when he married the woman he’d been having an affair with (well, one of the women, anyway).

Man, he plays up the sweet-dork bit, but Ben Folds is a D-O-G. He reminds me of a terrible ex.

I am a huge fan of Neil Young, and his songs really move me. But I can’t seem to reconcile my feelings with the fact that he left his wife of 36 years for Darryl (or for anyone). I know I don’t know the full story - I’m sure none of us do and it’s not our business - but I can’t believe that a man can write a song like…

A yacht of gold.

When it comes to anything Lea Michelle related, I am Jessica Lange.  

Neil left his wife of like a billion years for Darryl, so I find their story a little less charming. Though he is still one of the best sad-person musicians ever.