He’s promising his fans the sun, the moon, the stars, free and instantly:

God, this season of America is such shit.

OZONE! Yes, this is a thing, and yes, I could totally smell it when I was pregnant. I could smell EVERYTHING, which meant we had to switch everything in the world to “unscented” because I couldn’t deal with any of it. Nor coffee, my one true love. I could drink it okay, but the smell was trying to kill me.

Old TV’s used to have that smell, which I assume is what she is talking about? Fellow Olds will remember when you turned it on and got the “bwonnggg” sound and the static? It had sort of a metal smell.

Plausible deniability: Modern travel can turn even the most docile person into a raging asshole.

Just an FYI, most Ace Hardware stores are locally owned. Boycotting the one in your town would not financially impact the one in ND unless they are weirdly run by the same guy.

My grandma successfully ignored her lung cancer and certainly didn’t die from it in 1988.

Right? Oh, am I an intellectual elitist because I like facts? Well, so be it then.

“That’s been around forever. If you keep reporting on it, it’s going to grow like a cancer,” Paula said. “If you forget about it, it’s probably going to go away. The media has to hop on everything and it’s wrong.”

Tom Ford is so tiresome.

inclined to believe it’s real because Beyoncé did the same thing at the VMAs in 2011!

Beyonce was never pregnant.

I feel the same way and I think it’s shitty for people who have some social media influence to not google for 30 seconds to realize their corporate structure

So the idiot white men in Oregon were able to have DILDOES mailed to them, nbd, but nobody can send actual supplies in?

Ace is a co-op, which means franchises. Stores are locally owned. Boycott the ND stores, sure, but a national boycott hurts small business.

Yes, but that’s not the point or the problem. The problem is the threats that people in power are making to all involved. The threat scares people into complying. Whether it holds up in court or not is something that is decided much later. The threat of (illegal) action is the fastest way to get what you want - in…

This came across my Twitter feed tonight. Somehow I don’t find this terribly implausible.

From their website:

LOL. Katie, Season 2:

Long-time Katie apologist here, and I have nothing. Nothing. She is the worst, and is slowly and dull-ly ruining my favorite guilty pleasure. RIP to my Queen Stassi, who is a shadow of her former self.