It’s still very easy to claim less than the tip you actually received. Also, the chances of an audit catching that are really very small. It would take a lot of chasing down paperwork for IRS auditors to decide to pick through your employer’s signed credit card slips just to be able to say “ah-ha! your claimed income…

Yeah, I would love to go to Sharper Image with Carrie Fisher at 3am, but that’s because she’s not my mother. And I wouldn’t even want to go to Sharper Image with Carrie Fisher at 3am more than, say, once.

Also, dude, you were never Number Two, so stop complaining about losing something that was never yours. Number Two in a royal hierarchy is whomever is next in line for the throne if Number One kicks it. NEVER YOU, HENRIK.

I have no doubt that there are people who believe that NOW.

I don’t think it’s meant to be a remake at all, just a different take on the same source material. I realize that’s kind of a vague line to draw, but I think she’s been particular about saying that this wasn’t at all drawing on the Siegel film.

By weird coincidence, I just rewatched that very episode the other night, and she was even worse than I remembered. Oh, your building is going co-op and you can’t afford to buy in, honey? How about you do what every other New Yorker does in that circumstance, and MOVE.

Furthermore, didn’t he retire? What’s he doing there?

Absolutely. TOTALLY would have gone to Disney. The only thing keeping them in one of the poorest states in the U.S., going to relatively inexpensive theme parks, rather than traveling all the way to Florida and incurring large travel and entertainment costs, is fear of exposing their children to gay people. Definitely…

INDEED. I’m so glad that someone mentioned this one. Sugarland Express unquestionably is a movie with a female lead.

Isn’t it generally understood that Bynes had a very serious and frightening battle with severe mental illness that required her parents to assume a conservatorship until they could get her stabilized? I know that she was caught with marijuana/bongs a couple times (oooooh, so scandalous), but what you’re saying here…

No, it’s Elizabeth Gilbert saying that she thinks *Melton* is the next Gloria Steinem. I mean, either statement is ridiculous, though.

This woman is not really any kind of “parent,” though. When she was found unfit and her older daughter took custody of Ariel, the mom tried to leak nude photos of the older daughter in an attempt to humiliate and discredit her. Just think about a situation where you have reason to apply revenge porn laws TO YOUR MOM.

No one in the history of celebrity pregnancy has ever been pregnant longer than Jessica Simpson was. Beyonce has at least 7 months to go if she wants to beat Jess.

My God. I’m glad you called her out for having them, though. I hope she crumples inside with shame every time she remembers that moment.

Good God—did you call her on it??

It’s not just the recovery period though, it’s the loss of fertility that a hysterectomy represents. Based just on the math, it sounds like in your case you were past your childbearing years by the time you needed a hysterectomy, but many women with fibroids still hope to be able to become pregnant at some point.

Why would a hotel MANAGER be keying in to Orlando Bloom’s room in the morning? It’s the cleaning staff that’s supposed to catch you in bed, not the management. Maybe someone should look into that guy’s habits...

But I mean, if his little hypothetical sudden election were to be called and my two options were either the Rock or the current president, obviously I would vote for Johnson. He’s not giving himself much of a bar to clear there, but by God, I’d take him.

The part that raises my eyebrows is how in the course of a year she was arrested for DUI, got sober, got divorced, and moved across the country to be with a new partner. This is classic red-flag behavior for year 1 of sobriety.

I had a little gag-reflex thing when I first noticed that in the photo. Like “WHAT’S WRONG WITH HER FOOT?? WHAT’S HAPPENING WITH HER TOES?? WHAT...oh.”