Well except sometimes it is—foster-to-adopt is an actual thing. It might be that the family specified that they were interested in that process, and it might be that the state led them to believe that this child was a likely candidate for future adoption. State social services agencies aren’t always on top of their…

This is much easier said than done. She’s 6, she’s been with them for years and I’m sure has no memory of the time before. A child in that circumstance isn’t going to understand “you live with us right now, but only just for right now. It’s indefinite, but we can’t tell you when it will end. Sometime. So you should…

oh, hm. I could see that.

Apparently the packaging is so not-fine that it nurtures mold growth. NOURISHING!

Holy shit, I wanna be your child care provider.

If you already fully wash the dishes (not just rinse them) before putting them in the dishwasher, then why bother running them through the dishwasher? It sounds like they’re clean!

There are a lot of potential variables here, though. I’ve definitely attended weddings (these are almost always family weddings) where I didn’t really know one-half of the couple beforehand. So if I were Jimmy Kimmel’s random cousin from somewhere, attending the wedding, and saw another skinny blond lady walk down the…

Why is she charging less to read Freedom than The Corrections? Someone has mis-advised her.

Oh, I love this! I live very close to her, and have always wondered what her story is. I love that her home is super greened-out, too.

Oh, agreed that Robbie was awesome. I didn’t mean that as a criticism of her or her performance.

Yes, which rumor has it is made worse by her ever-present momager. Apparently KH can be a pain but her mom is a more notable pain, and things might’ve gone better for her if she’d had someone else following her around.

Her playing age is maybe a little higher than her chronological age, but it’s worth noting that the character Robbie ultimately played in the movie is a woman IRL named Nadine Caridi, who is exactly the same age as Jordan Belfort (Leo’s character). So even if Wilde’s playing age is a few years older, the fact that Leo…

Logan was a monster. I can only assume he’s gone full Patrick Bateman by this point.

I’m not sure if it was just the eyes, but that was definitely a major part of it, It looks like she had the fat pads removed from under the lower lids, and a little lift to the upper lids.

That really is a damn good eye job. It’s kind of what everyone hopes their plastic surgery will turn out like.

I would argue that even in light of that fact, he’s still 100% as crazy as he sounds.

It’s probably one of their soups that’s not even intended for consumption by itself, but rather as an ingredient in something else. Like Cream of Celery. I bet he subsists on Cream of Celery soup.

He can’t even summon the decency to cry about something besides his own foul self and all the pity he feels for himself. What a monster. It’s probably too much to hope for, but I do wish he gets the full 250 years.

Good old Sheriff Joe maintains an armed volunteer posse of concerned citizens (read: insufficiently-screened thugs) to carry out various initiatives. He periodically gives press conferences (“pressers”) on the activities of the posse.

Do schools no longer offer you poor children any physics instruction whatsoever? This is essentially the greenhouse effect at work—enclosed spaces get much hotter than the surrounding air. This is why one hears terrible stories of babies dying in hot cars on 80 degree days. It’s not because children can’t handle 80…