In hindsight, “PlausibleDeniability” did seem like a really weird promo code.

“As two empathetic, female entrepreneurs...”

I think that’s not really the question. The question is, “If you have already made career decisions that ensured your children and all of their descendents never had to worry about money at all, would you still act like a weird crazy person?”

Curt Schilling shared an article by Lee Judge

It looks like Curt Schilling was right. His timeline is proof that an ape doesn’t evolve.

Now that I see it in action, I’m on board with Trump building a wall to separate the rest of us from the Browns.

I took an old girlfriend skydiving for her birthday. The instructor, a very handsome man with a devilish accent, hit on her aggressively and relentlessly in front of me.

They are who we expected them to be.

God, what a surprise that one of the biggest advocates of the charter school scam is such a terrible scumbag in other ways as well. Jesus, there are few things in politics these days that make me more enraged than the going along with running the public school system into the ground, claiming “see, they don’t work!”…

I’m new to the whole corporate world, office building, and cubicle work style, having only been at my current job less than two years with retail experience before this. There are a lot of meetings, I’ve noticed. It just so happens that before one of these meetings, well, I pissed myself.

As soon as they figure just which ignition coil is causing that misfire.

They wont break them, but they might only work intermittently from now on and only when you don’t want them to.

i had an aneurysm when Huckabee complained that we don’t cure diseases any more.

Maybe we’ll get another appearance of Jeb Bush’s striptease?

~tweets from the future~

So, in short, Yelp has become the internet equivalent of a protection racket.

Native son of the midwest here that has spent the last 40 years on either coast. The whole “flyover” thing is the best way to identify people that don’t know what the hell they’re talking about or haven’t actually traveled in the US. Few things are more sublime than a summer sunset in the midwest.

That’s... depressing for a lot of different reasons.

Cannot process nuance!

Fine then. Watch my 49 minute youtube video called “Why feminists are ruining gaming” where I talk about that one girl who didn’t date me that one time. Also, I don’t play video games.