Holy shit. The one email just totally dislodged a completely forgotten memory. So I was on a non-stop cross-country flight back from DC to Seattle. I had the window seat, and next to me, in the middle seat, was a...ehhhh I want to say like 6 year-old boy, and his mom had the aisle seat. About an hour into the flight,…

If the Packers don't want fans to pass out in the bathroom then they should stop calling it an "owner's suite."

The live twitter feed from Mitch McConnell's re-election party is awesome.

"ONIONS!"

Helpful! But they left out the most important tip - have white children.

What do you expect from a team that is still living in the 18th century?

Meh. I expected worse

I thought it was offensive when the officials by the goal line kept making that same gesture in St. Louis today. Enough is enough.

Maybe if the cops stuck with exercising their first amendment rights, and not moving to the other amendments, we wouldn't have a problem.

you know what I find offensive? 18 year olds getting shot and prosecutors intentionally throwing the case

My secret weapon is an "upset stomach" in case I need to hang out in the bathroom for 20 minutes and play games on my phone.

I feel like we haven't had a non-rough news day in quite some time.

Pitino might actually want to watch the film and take some notes given that Savannah State was able to hold out for 15 minutes before scoring.

Let this be a warning to all adult NFL hecklers. Stick to the ESPN.com comment section if you want to keep your caps on.

After the game, Dan Orlovsky, Keary Colbert and Rod Marinelli broke out the champagne.

Detroit mayor: "Hooray, what a glorious day! Our troubles are over! Those big city boys have come to the rescue!"

i had almost forgotten about nickleback. and this is how you remind me.

Why didn't you stop the interview by biting his dick off?

"But it went way too far, and it wasn't very clear that it was a joke, that it was fabricated. If you read it, you might think that it was actually Tiger talking. The whole thing is completely ridiculous."

I was in the stands throwing popcorn.