“We are not men, what are we doing with our lives?”

Donald,

Well isn’t Nixon responsible in some ways for Roger Stone and Paul Manafort?

I think the complaint was why not play the game after the final day of the season, only if needed.

The time the Goldfinger drummer flipped Conan. Genuine surprise, highly doubt it was scripted. Great TV.

I agree. We’ve become a pretty mean society over the course of my lifetime. Even some liberals I know (I am lefty, myself) can be absolute dicks (in non-partisan situations). I don’t know why we’re this way (I suspect there are too many reasons to list), but I just know that a lot of us, especially between the ages of…

We knew this. We all knew this. For decades. And yet, for a variety of reasons, more than sixty million people still voted for this asshole.

You missed the joke like Nathan Peterman misses wide receivers.

/me sees underlined tweet, wonders who would tweet something that stupid, hovers over, see Dinesh D’Souza, nods knowingly, doesn’t click.

Fellow Bears fan, huh? I am still angry.

“Soary, it was our fault for not being polite.”

Yup. Even liberals I know fell for this at first, although most saw the light in time and voted HRC.

From what I hear, the Hawks partied as hard or harder, but just less publicly. The whispers from Wrigleyville indicate that they were just as crazy....

I can see how she entered an unlocked place. I can see how layouts in a complex may be the same. What I cannot see is how she shot. That is the problem here. No one should be shot by someone who mistakenly entered the wrong place, let alone the police. I suspect the cop was drunk, which of course doesn’t excuse it.…

The Blackhawks would like a word.

2 minutes for false equivalency. 

All but two of the married couples I know broke up once or multiple times. Sometimes you realize after a while, even after dating others, that a certain person was the right match.

How is this shit legal? Don’t give me the hobby excuse -- no writing as a hobby takes up up 30 hours a week. That’s nearly a full-time job. I am so fucking sick of labor being unpaid or unquestionably underpaid both in this industry and this country.

“HBO signing a poor man’s Chris Hardwick to a contract extension.”

So this whole blog post was just a Draper joke. Got it.