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I hold the marshmallow in my hand over the flame of the Bic lighters the have at the 7-11 counter. You gotta walk around the aisles while you do it though, or they’ll catch you and take the lighter away and the mallow won’t get burned enough. gotta bring your own marshmallow too, they won’ tsell you just the one.

I’m no doctor but I’m pretty sure they’re called “breasts”.

He still listens to commercials on Pandora

He’s the most singularly gifted athlete of an entire generation, and that’s not even the most interesting thing about him when you consider how brilliant the dude is

Seriously. Bron’s story is the American dream.

Man, I love LeBron James. He’s a guy with virtually no formal education who has taken control of his platform to maximize his leverage at every single turn: he’s got a seat among billionaires and isn’t “feeling lucky just to be here.” I hope he becomes a gazillionaire and buys the league.

I think he is mentally ill like most true conservatives and racists. They suffer from a high level of paranoia and neuroses and, as we see in the last bit here, delusions that are either self-serving for attention or come from psychosis.

I had to stop playing Pubg, even though I enjoyed it, because my Computer ran it so poorly. Nothing quite like having 50 fps drop to 10 right when you get into a firefight.

I mean, I don’t know how much clearer I can be about this (I also don’t know why people dance around making this point): If you support Donald Trump, you’re a bad person.

Hogwash. Go watch any big moment on a regular TV replay. Then search YouTube for that same moment shot by a fan in the stands, and tell me which one is more goosebump-inducing.

I’m 47, and have been to tons of huge playoff games pre-camera phone. I’d give anything to go back in time and have a couple big moments on

Good thing the NYPD wasn’t there.

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Oh, shut up. So much moral grandstanding on this site.

Did you stop watching movies because you are worried about injured stuntmen?
Just trying to figure out what other forms of dehumanizing entertainment you’ve actually decided to draw this line around.

He is giving football fans way too much credit. They didn’t give a shit about injured players way before fantasy became a thing.

Have you seen the President they’re responding to? Who exactly should be setting the level of discourse here?

If he had pooped out the football you’d have been all over that and you know it

You’re on Deadspin, motto: “Bears, Dongs, and Poop.” Don’t be acting all high-minded here.