No joke, the “he can’t stay healthy, time to trade him now” takes are flying fast and furious in Philly.

Last bad book you read?

Should I order takeout buffalo wings for the Super Bowl this weekend or make them in my oven?
 
I know it’s going to be a batshit delivery day, but I don’t know that the inconvenience for both me and the person who has to come to my house is greater than the gulf in quality between deep-fried and oven-cooked chicken…

Worst band name?

How often do y’all get blind story pitches from internet strangers?